The new teacher gives you a little help with Lauren

"One thing I've noticed is that students work better when they have a partner to challenge them. However, the guys tend to just joke around and the girls chat all period. It works out that this class has an equal number of boys and girls, so I'm assigning you all partners of the opposite sex and having you work together for the rest of the year. I'll go through the role and when I call out the names of the partners, I want you to slide your desks together."

You already know she's going to assign you to Lauren. You didn't have to put this plan into Danielle's head, you just made sure she noticed that you were sitting close to the hot cheerleader. Back when Danielle was your babysitter, she was always talking about how she set up all her friends. She dropped lots of hints about doing the same for you when you were older, so all she needed now was a nudge to do it. It's good to have friends in positions of power.

"James, you're with Lauren," says Danielle with a sly smile.

You drag your desk next to Lauren's. She gives you a pleasant, but not too excited smile.

"Well, this is different," says that busty cheerleader. "At least you can help me out with differential equations, if you're not too busy staring at our new teacher."

"Well, she is pretty hot," you say. Then you quickly add, "But you're so gorgeous, I'm more likely to waste the whole class looking at you."

Lauren looks away and tries not to look too proud of herself as she smiles at the compliment. You back up your words with a long, lingering look at her big boobs, which makes her blush a little. She slaps your arm playfully.

The problem is that Lauren has a boyfriend. Obviously. As if a girl like her could go five minutes without one. Right now she's dating Jake, an all around jerk on the football team who's already driven one super hot girl out of cheerleading with his antics. He and Lauren have only been dating a couple weeks, but he's already cheating on her. If only she knew.

Then you remember that she can know. You can provide pictures, witnesses, and a DVD narrated by Morgan Freeman documenting Jake's fooling around. Of course, if you just hand these things over, she'll be too mad to talk and you won't be able to take advantage. Telling her about Jake might be a little tricky.