The new Lady Godiva

"All you need to do is ride around for a bit, just make sure that loads of people see you so that someone will record the event, and history will remember it."

He made it sound so easy.

"But I'll be naked!"

"Of course," the Doctor confirmed, confused. "You can't recreate Lady Godiva's naked ride if you're wearing clothes!"

"But I don't WANT people to see me naked!" Amy protested, stamping her foot, and fuming at the Doctor failing to understand her viewpoint.

"You humans and your hang ups!" the Doctor rolled his eyes. "Don't worry, nothing bad will happen to you."

Amy's personal safety wasn't at the top of the list of her concerns; she'd much sooner dice with **** fully-clothed than show off her bare body to a bunch of strangers!

"Fixed point in time, Amy," the Doctor reminded her, turning serious. "The universe is counting on you."

Amy squirmed; how could she say no to that?!

F-fine!" she blushed, her face turning as red as her hair. "I-I'll do it..."

"Excellent!" the Doctor beamed, clapping his hands together. "If you start undressing, I'll go and find you a horse."

"Get the horse first, and then I'll take my clothes off!"

Chuckling at his companion's embarrassment, the timelord departed to find her ride.

xxx

"You're just a big old pervert, making me do this. I bet there's nothing wrong with Lady Godiva, you just wanted to get me naked! How many other women have you done this to? Humiliating a woman; I hope you're proud."

There was something about the Scottish accent that made Amy's tirade more amusing.

She was hidden behind the horse, and every so often, a new item of clothing would be draped over the side of the animal. A pair of converse, two small socks, a pair of shorts, a tartan shirt, and after a short delay, a matching black set of underwear.

He heard a sharp intake of breath from the nude girl when he scooped up her clothes for safe keeping, and saw her bare feet twitching in the dirt.

"O-okay," a high-pitched Scottish accent declared. "Turn around, and I'll get on."

Turning his back, the Doctor heard much swearing, followed by the crash of something heavy falling to the ground.

"Want any help?" he called, guessing that Any had just fallen off.

"No chance!" came the reply.

After a few minutes of struggle, the ginger girl succeeded in mounting the animal.

"You can look now."

Turning around, the Doctor saw the stark naked Amy Pond shivering astride the horse, trying to keep her balance while she cupped her breasts with her hands.

"Lady Godiva had really long hair that she used to cover herself with, but I don't think it'll affect things if your breasts are bared."

"Err...it absolutely will!" Amy argued, her boobs swaying as she used both hands to keep a grip on the horse.

"I'll meet you on the other side of town," the Doctor smiled, giving the horse an encouraging pat on its rear end.

Amy was nearly thrown from the saddle as the horse broke into a trot, but the naked ginger just about managed to keep her balance as the horse left their alley and emerged into a busy street.