The list and more

1 Buy a pair of clippers and give each other humiliating haircuts

2) Keep each other's toothbrushes up their asses for an hour before using them

3) Have frat boys write and draw things on them with permanent markers

4) Run through campus wearing only diapers

"By the way," said Kelsey, "I'd love to humiliate my ex and my ex best friend. They cheated on me and started dating after I found out and never apologized."

She brought up a photo on her phone. "Ugh, this is from her Instagram.

"Do you happen to know where they are now?" asked Jackson.

"Probably at his place off campus."

"Want a gift?"