The knob turns.

"{Alex?} Yo dude it's me! The door's unlo... cked... The door's unlocked." Tyler walks in like he owns the place, but freezes when he sees you. "Sorry, hun, I was looking for Alex. You like his girlfriend or something? No wonder he bailed last night"

"Shit. Uh... how do I explain this." You stall because coming out and saying, Hey it's me Alex. Some weird government/ alien/ evil scientists turned me into a chick, doesn't seem like it'll work.

"You ok babe? Do I know you or something? And what's the deal with the outfit Avril?" Tyler asks.

Ok just do it.

"Remember how Alex stole that porn from the magazine store in 6th grade? It turned out to be just dudes in it. You told the guys around the corner the I had gotten caught and chased down the block, so that they wouldn't laugh at me."

"Wait. wait wait," he juts in.

"No hold on. Remember how we found that set of keys freshman year? The only one that worked led to the old empty swimming pool. Where I,... Alex went to jerk off after every Chemistry class with Ms. Krasner."

"I fucked Cindy Sherman in the shower room back there. Alex wouldn't tell anybody that stuff." He seems to have caught the lead.

You breath deeply and lay out what you can remember from last night. You're vague on who or what you saw in the lab. You get more and more stressed as you tell the story.