The hard seltzers and girly drinks

You despise hard seltzers and all that other currently trending crap. But hey, you understand: it appeals to girls (and obviously all the fruit flavors cater to underage girls the most, but you'll leave that to the execs at the booze companies to sleep with)

But the best thing about hard seltzers, wine coolers, and all the fruity and infused beverage options are that it keeps girls wasted and helps them stay skinny. Sure, they're sucking down tons of sugar (or chemical sweetener), but the low calories help keep bitches buzzed and their tummies trim.

You have to applaud anything that lowers party girls' standards and lubes up their libido, especially when it doesn't sacrifice standards of beauty.

Again, with the mix of drinks, you can't tell what Lati would choose herself. But the cutie with the booty looks to be well prepared for entertaining a large group of girls here, privately in her bedroom, with all these seltzers and girly drinks (and boys with the beer).

You bet sometimes Lati's room is more of a party than the rest of the Delta Delta sorority house, and that's saying something.