The fourteenth day of Christmas

Morning. No, it's NOT a good one. I'm scared. I know I'll have to head over to Mr Finch's apartment later. He didn't specify a time, so at least I can decide that for myself. One thing is for sure though, I'll be doing my daily yoga before I head out. I'll probably have to pick up my package afterwards too. Even if he gives me the item HE made I'll still have to pick up my Brett's gift from the post office. If it's another brown one I don't know what'll happen. Maybe the ring of commitment will implode now that I know I won't be able to fully commit to the calendar given that it's been tampered with. Or maybe it'll do nothing and acknowledge that the gift is gone and there's nothing I can do about it.. But for now, none of that matters. I just want to do my yoga and relax a little. I'll talk to you later, Mr diary.

Doing yoga felt GREAT. It helped put my mind off Bri- I mean Mr Finch for a moment. All good things come to an end though, I'll have to head over there now. I can feel the ring of obedience beginning to act up. I'm tempted to cut my own finger off, but I doubt it'd let me.. See you after..

I just got back from his apartment and I'm EXHAUSTED. He didn't want to anything sexual though, thank fuck! He did request something else that was equally as degrading though.. Here, I'll show you..

That's his kitchen in the background, notice how it's completely spotless? Yea.. I did that. He wanted me to act as a MAID. He said that when his wife left him there was "no one around to clean up the mess".

Men...

I lost track of time, I got really into it after a while. I think I may have been there for what, six hours? It took ages. I had to do several trips to the dumpsters out back with bag, after bag, after bag of dust and garbage. I ran into a few of my neighbors on my trips, it was really humiliating prancing around in a maid costume.. Of course the guys all had these cheesy comments to make. "Can you do mine next? You're not too expensive, are you? Maid service? Where do i sign up!?" Yuck. And I thought Mr Finch was the only pig in this building..

He didn't have a gift for me today, at least when I was over at his place. I don't know if he's done any trickery at the post office or what. Maybe it just takes a while to make them. Anyways, I'm gonna catch a quick shower before I head back out to pick up the next item.. Wish me luck. I hope it's not brown.

Final update of the day. It wasn't brown! Yay! I wonder what it might be. I hope it's nothing I have to interpret or decide how to use for myself. Mr Finch told me to keep "improving" myself with the gifts I get. How the ring of obedience considers improvement is really anyone's guess. Well, I'm off for now. Good night, book.