The first ur-crush

James had been with Mrs. Camping, his hottest high school teacher. He had gotten to jizz in the face of his bitchy neighbor, and made her bitchy daughter jill herself silly to the idea of it. He didn't even really think Monica was that hot, its why he had to give her new boobs and a makeover.

It was probably more fun to bang Mrs. Camping, he decided. The problem with doing what he was doing with people that he disliked was... well, he didn't want to stick his dick into Russell Kirkheart.

He sat there for a while, letting Monica lick his balls clean as he pondered his next move. It could have been a celebrity. It would only take a sentence, and Dakota Johnson's private plane would have to make an emergency stop on their street, and oops, all her clothes are coming off, and also Anya Taylor Joy was on the plane. But that seemed... hollow.

He kept coming back to Mrs. Camping. She was hot, no doubt. But part of the fun was that he had been carrying a torch for her for a while. Who had he been crushing on the longest? There really only was one woman, and one that maybe warped his sexuality at a young age. The principal of his middle school, Mrs. Flores-Houston. He was literally discovering the world of erections and hormones, and his school's principal was an insanely hot former model. Literally, a former model. He remembered classmates spreading old pictures of her in her modeling days. It wasn't anything risque or nude, or anything. She had gotten some commercials and print ads. The most spicy pic was her in jean capris and a tank top that showed her belly, but it was undeniably her. Mrs. Flores-Houston dressed relatively conservatively, nothing that would raise eyebrows for a middle school principal. But it was still a former model in those loose flowing dresses and pantsuits. All in all, it probably gave James a pantyhose fetish, or a skirt suit fetish. Professional blouse fetish.

Of course, he'd have to deal with her daughter Natalie. She was a year younger than him, and honestly, he couldn't really stand her. She was loud and obnoxious, and if someone said that she was on the spectrum, James would buy it. She was really obsessed with Pokemon and also horses, but mostly Pokemon. And she wasn't that hot. Like, a lot of things could be forgiven if she took after her mom more, but she mostly didn't.

James fell asleep with Monica's mouth on his cock. It was like 5 AM, he needed to catch a few Zs.

He woke up a few hours later, and realized exactly how he needed to handle this. "Natalie Flores-Houston is now a straight-up hottie, but she won't realize this, or think this. No other woman will think that she is particularly attractive, only guys will. Julia Flores-Houston will think that I am Natalie's boyfriend, while Natalie will think that I am her mom's slam piece on the side. Both will be intensely attracted to me, and want to seduce me when I show up there."