The first challenge card

The die came up with a symbol that resemble two pistols crossing. Mateo grabbed a card, "It says pick an opponent...uh...Daniel I guess...oh...Fuck me." He cursed as he saw the new text.

"What is it?" Daniel asked.

"Arm wrestling...man I'm going to lose. It says we have to to. But this sucks, if I'd known what it was I would've picked Florence." Mateo complained, but he got into position. Daniel moved to join him. The match lasted only seconds, Daniel slamming Mateo's wrist to the table easily.

"Fuck. Not fair. You have leverage." Mateo complained. Daniel just shrugged, not wanting to hurt his friend further. Mateo groaned and shook out his hand, then looked at his card, "Fuck this. It says for losing I become weaker, and Daniel gets stronger."

Neither man changed visibly, but they both felt like it was true.

Evelyn rolled next, getting the gavel once again, "Fuck. I don't want that one," But she picked up the card anyway, "Natural blondes or Men. Whew, well at least I'm not in either group this time."

"And I'm in both," Daniel said, "Pick blondes. It's a smaller group."

Evelyn nodded, "Sure. Blondes...cannot lie. Damn."

Daniel thought for a moment, then spoke, "My name is...Daniel. I am f-f-twenty six. Wow. That's weird."

"What are the winning lottery numbers?" Mateo asked.

Daniel sighed, "I don't know. Did you really think that made my omniscient or something? I can probably say things that are untrue as long as I don't know they are untrue."

"Alright, which of the girls would you rather see naked, Evelyn or OW!" Mateo stopped as Noah gave him a solid punch to the shoulder.

Daniel glared at him, "That's enough. Anyway it's my turn," He rolled and landed on the eye, "Would you rather ejaculate 10x or 1/10th the average man's volume each time you orgasm?" Daniel looked up at his friends, "This is fucked up..."

Evelyn looked at Florence, "Do straight women like a big cumshot or nah?"

Florence turned beat red, "Um...um..."

"Forget that. Daniel do you want kids one day? If you're only shooting 1/10th, maybe it doesn't happen." Noah said.

"Ya...I think I do...fine. I'll go with 10x." Daniel said.

Florence was glad for Noah taking the heat off her, but now all eyes turned to her as she picked up the die. She tossed it and squeaked as she landed on the gavel, the one that had robbed Evelyn of her pants. She picked up the card, "People under 25 or people with student loans."

Florence gulped, she was in both groups.

"No loans here," Mateo said with a wink, "My parents are loaded."

"Must be nice," Noah said, "I've still got some loans. Not much, but a little."

"I do too," Florence said, "And I'm under 25. I guess either way one day we'll be out of the category? Does it stop effecting us? I don't know...I guess I'll turn 25 before I pay off my loans, so under 25s," She looked down as the card changed, "People under 25 must sleep nude. Oh no! I..."

"Wow, you need to sleep with a partner and we both have to be naked," Evelyn said, "Don't worry, I still don't bite, even without clothes."

Florence just gulped and nodded, then passed the dice to Noah. He rolled, landing on the ink quill one again.

He picked up his card and read it, "Porn category...oh dear. This isn't going to be good..." Honestly Noah didn't watch a lot of porn. He scratched his head, struggling to think of what a category even was.

"Need help buddy?" Mateo grinned, "Let's see...lesbian, of course, always popular, then you got your milfs, your hotwives, oh and don't forget anal-"

He was obviously going to keep going, but Noah shut him down, "The first one. Lesbian," He looked at the card as it changed, "You can now only orgasm when thinking about lesbian sex...how...how does that work..."

"Dude..." Mateo laughed, "That's actually a superpower. Now you can last as long as you want in bed, just avoid threesomes!" He just reached out and grabbed the die himself. He tossed it and it landed on the gavel, "Ok. It says your former romantic partners or romantic partners. Huh, so my ex's or whoever my current GF is? I guess my ex's....oh damn. Your former romantic partners must forget you exist. Harsh. Really harsh."

"Oh yes, I'm sure the girl you dated in high school that you never gave an orgasm too is just devastated to have forgotten all about you." Evelyn said dryly.

"Shut up." Mateo said, flushing. Truthfully he'd only had one serious girlfriend in the past, and even that hadn't last longer. Still, it did sting a little to know she'd forgotten all about him. Not that there was any hope of every rekindling that relationship anyway. Not after she'd cheated on him.

Evelyn grabbed the die next and rolled, "It's a would you rather. Would I rather experience random orgasms no more than twice per day and up to 10 times per week or every time I lie or deflect a question, a random button on my outfit will lose all threading and fall off. If I have no buttons remaining, I must instead strip a piece of clothing off for one hour. So cum in public or strip in public...nice..."

"You could just not lie." Daniel suggested.

Evelyn shot him a death glare, "I'm not a dumb blonde like you. A girl's gotta have her secrets after all...but fine. I can manage it. The lie one."

Daniel rolled and landed on the triangle symbol. He picked up his card, "It says Ultimate Sunblock?" Then suddenly there was a bottle of sunscreen in his lap. He looked at it, "SPF Infinity? Complete protection from the sun for life. That sounds...too good to be true..."

"Probably make you black," Mateo suggested, "Black people don't need sunscreen."

"That's a myth," Florence said, surprising even herself by speaking up, "Um, I mean, people with darker skin are more, um, UV-resistant...but um...well they can still get sun damage. Cancer. W-we should all wear sunscreen."

Mateo shrugged, "I've never had a sunburn."

"You have to go outside to get sunburnt." Evelyn said.

"Touché." Mateo winked at her.

Florence went next, getting the same symbol as Daniel. She picked up her card, "X-Change Challenge? What's that?"

As she said it a pill bottle appeared in her hands. She had to squint to read the label, "Instantaneous temporary sex change...oh!" She didn't really know what to make of that. It seems like she didn't have to take it, so she set it down on the coffee table.

"Cool. I bet I'd be a hot woman." Mateo said.

Florence cringed, then tossed it to him, "T-try it then."

Mateo considered it, then set it down, "Maybe later."

"Right, my turn," Noah picked up the die and tossed it. "The mystery word one. It says...Vehicle." Noah scratched his chin, "Well Mateo said costumes and, supposedly, got a room full of costume. I said lesbian porn and got that as some weird fetish. maybe I'll get a vehcile?"

"Oooh. A 747!" Mateo said excitedly, "No, an F18!"

"What the hell would I do with a plane?" Noah said, "No. I need something practical. Like...like an Aston Martin. Like the one James Bond drove in Casino Royale."

Mateo laughed, "That's practical?"

Noah shrugged, then looked at the card, "It says...You commute to work in an Aston Martin DBS..." He blinked. There was a sudden rush of new memories as he remembered winning it in a contest and driving it to work every day last year. He jumped up and ran outside. There in the driveway was a shiny sports car. His shiny sports car. "Ho-ly shit!"

He stared at it for a few minutes. It didn't make any sense. It was utterly ridiculous. But there was no denying it any longer. It was magic.

He heard a noise and turned to see everyone else staring at the car behind him. Even Evelyn was there, blanket around her waist. She frowned, "So I get no pants and he gets a $100,000 car?"

"Probably significantly more than that actually," Daniel said, "That's an older model but it looks like it's brand new, he could probably get-"

"That's not the point!" Evelyn snapped.

Noah turned away from the car, unable to keep a grin off his face, "We should...um...probably get back to it."

"Right, woe and everything." Mateo agreed.

With a final glance at his car, Noah followed the others back inside.