The doorbell rings

You take a cold shower to try and get control of yourself, hoping that BBender is back online and you can try pleading or maybe even threatening to get the police involved. It's not a good plan, you're sure if he's done this before then he'd surely call your bluff. You would have to fully lose your mind before you willingly explained to a police officer that you'd bought and attached an illegal sex toy to yourself.

As you dry off your doorbell rings again. You throw on some shorts and a t-shirt and open the door to find an envelope with no return address and your screen name J3rkSt4r. You take it inside hoping beyond hope that the messages from BBender before was just a prank and a replacement remote is inside.

You are not so lucky. Inside is a single loose pill and a short note. You set the pill down and read:

Hello again J3rkSt4r,

By now that ring you so foolishly accepted should have you properly **** for release,

I'm sure you've tried everything you can think of to free yourself from its confinement,

Hopefully you didn't do anything too stupid - power tools and genitals do not mix well,

You should be relieved to know that there is one way for you to get release - although you may not like it,

It's simple really, no cock, no cage,

Standard Xchange pills won't cut it, the cage interrupts the transformation making every pill effectively a purple,

The pill included is an exception made by our exclusive supplier,

The first sample is free, have fun!

We'll be in touch for future installments

Yours truly, BBender