The dolt didn't realize it was for himself.

Fry made his way unknowingly up to his apartment with the small delivery box in hand, slowly checking the doors until he arrived at Apartment 00100100. Tossing it to the ground with all the delicate care of a minimum wage delivery boy he noted something, whoever had ordered something shared his name and his apartment, after a moment it struck him that the box was for him what with being for his apartment and having his name. What was odd though was he didn't remember being able to afford a package what with Bender investing his pay in a local Bending Unit company that was supposed to pay dividends. Well the solution was simple enough, so the simpleton made his way back to work at Planet Express. "Hey Professor who sent this package for me?" Fry called up to the professor.

Farnsworth dropped the fresh brain he had been seasoning, "Fry, what package?", looking down at his great great Etc. Uncle standing in the landing bay empty-handed. Fry looked at his empty hands and sheepishly made his way back out to his apartment. Roughly an hour later the professor was interrupted again now well into sauteing, Fry dropped the box in front of him, a bit out of breath Fry pointed. " I have no clue, people tell me to deliver packages, I tell them to go away and then Hermes tells you people where to go and then I forget what happen." Fry sighed scooping the box out of the professor's lunch and began to make his way to Hermes. "Just open it moron!"

"Oh right!" Fry tore into the soggy box with reckless abandon and found a small ring box inside "The box has a box in it. I wonder who it's for?" He inspected it looking for an address, the professor slapped his forehead taking the label from the initial box and putting it over the ring box. "Alright two packages in one day" Clicking it open he found inside two rings once gently placed now thoroughly rattled, one a sleek and shiny silver ring and the other its perfect twin except it was gold and a little bigger and looked different and wasn't the same really. Both seemed to fit but he couldn't remember when or why he bought them or how he could afford them. Maybe someone bought them for me or did I buy them for someone else?

Well he figured that he could try wearing them around and seeing if anyone comments on them or he could ask the others if they're for them.