The cops are after Mei

"Crap, the cops!" Exclaimed Stan. "Think they saw Mei?"

"Could be." Gary tapped Mei's shoulder. "Mei, get in the back and hide, we can't have any trouble."

"Sure Gary." She unbuckled her her seatbelt, crawled back while bumping her ass against Stan's face, and Gary took her place.

The cop knocked on the window, signaling Gary to roll down the window. "Good morning, gentleman." He looked through the window. "Wasn't there a woman with you?"

"Nope, there has never been a woman in this van, like, ever!" Said Gary ever so subtle.

"Really, because I could swear I saw naked girl in here. One that matched the description of a naked shoplifter this morning. Asian, early twenties, slender figure. Does that ring any bells?"

"Nope, we've never even seen any naked woman before!" Shouted Gary even more "subtly".

"I'm gonna need to see the inside of this van. Now if you might..."

Stan and Gary exited the van, and opened the backdoor. They saw...

nothing.

"Alright, guess you two are clear. Have a nice day."

As the cop drove away, Gary and Stan looked in the van.

"Where'd she go?" asked Gary.

"Think she walked out of the car? You did ask her to hide, and there's no place to hide in the van."

"If that's the case, then...