The confused Bible Salesman

"Why do we need to wait, Mr..."
"Smith. It's Mr. Smith," the man says, "We need to wait for my wife to arrive. She's in charge of these kinds of decisions."
"O-kay..."

The young woman showed up canvassing the neighborhood yesterday.
You told her that you might be interested in a big sale if she came by tomorrow.

She'd been striking out all day and so, here she is.

A few moments later, she arrives, and you greet her at the door.

"I got you an early Anniversary present, dear. I was inspired by, well, Jada. You'll see- it's inside."
"Ooh, how lovely. Let me see."

Your tall, fit and busty wife Brandy enters and sees the Salesman.

She sits down in the chair and looks her over lustfully.

"What's she selling, dear?"
"Bibles. You need some of those, right?"
"Oh...of course. How thoughtful of you, dear. Let me discuss terms with her."

She moves to the Couch, while you watch.
The woman is confused by your dialog and even more so when your Wife gets right up close to her.

"What kind of...stuff are you offering us, honey," she says with a smile, getting right up next to her.

Too much and she'll bolt.
It's a tough task ahead.