The call to adventure?

"I hoped I wouldn't have to do this, but there's another reason I scheduled this meeting today," she says. "Unfortunately, due to the 'unprecedented economic situation'," she air-quotes the words, "we're cutting our entire Cunnilinguist department. The CEO let me know, and I was trying to fight to keep you all on. She's going to announce it tomorrow but I wanted to give you a heads-up." She opens her arms and pulls you into a hug, but you're too stunned to resist or hug back. She awkwardly lets go and pats your shoulder.

She stops and looks around. "Well, it's past 5 o'clock and we're out of the office. My lawyer said we should be in the clear."
She reaches into her purse, and hands you a business card.

James Schlick, M.F.P., C.C.

Celebrity Cunnilinguist

(213) 555 6868

"I've been thinking about this for a while, but non-compete policies..." She shrugs. "You're the most talented Cunnilinguist I know. Start your own practice. I have a lot of friends in Hollywood, and they all tell me how difficult it is to find reliable, discrete, and talented providers. With my contacts and funding, you would be THE Cunnilinguist for the stars. I can give you all of the start-up funding you need, in exchange for a 25% stake."

She pulls out a contract outlining the terms.

"Oh, and visit me once a month for a session," she points to a clause near the bottom, with a wink.