The brown building

Jessica stopped at the large brown cartoonish building. The front was styled to look like the poop emoji, with two windows above acting as the eyes, and the front entrance gaped opened to look like the mouth. "Oh you've gotta be fucking kidding me..." She rolled her eyes.

Begrudgingly, Jessica stepped forward into the main lobby of the building. She glanced over at the reception desk, thankful that nobody was there. She did not want to be seen dead at this place.. the humiliation would be too much..

Jessica took a look around, she couldn't see any door to go further into the building. Everything was poop themed, the furniture were all shaped like different turd shapes and the entire color theme was brown and orange. Jessica was sickened to her stomach, she was in disbelief that this could be an attraction to anyone...

Jessica hadn't noticed she had turned away from the reception desk to examine the table in disgust. She picked up a magazine all about toilets, she almost gagged.

"Hi do you have an appointment here?" A very friendly feminine voice made Jessica jump out of her skin. She turned around very fast and saw a young brunnette girl stood behind the reception desk. "Oh! Yeah! I um.. I was just..." Jessica stuttered as she tried to recover from the sheer embarrassment of being seen here.

"Ma'am if you don't have an appointment I'm afraid I'll have to call security to remove you from the park!" The woman calmly threatened. Jessica panicked, she could not leave this place empty handed, she needed at least something to write about! "Okay um yes! Yes I have an appointment..." She had **** but to play along, otherwise her entire investigation was over!