The birth of a perverted menace.

"This is embarrassing..." Zatanna said as she sat back down.

"Trust me; I feel the same way." Well, I wasn't embarrassed per se, scared out of my grave would be a better way to put it. I was playing with fire ever since Nichole and I got here; heck, I was playing with it before I got here. All those times I spied on Mom when she wasn't looking, or down Nichole's top while she was busy typing. I pride myself on my abilities of perversion. But what I'm trying to get to is, once my hormones kicked in, I've been walking on thin ice. And we all know the ice is going to break eventually!

Hear me out; I was basically skating on ice my whole life. And yeah, the ice cracked a bit, there were times I almost got caught; and there were times I did get caught. But the ice never collapsed on me. Well, now I'm here. Zatanna somehow saw through my stick and was about to blast me with a fire so large it would send me into the icy waters below. Yet, she didn't. Why?

Now Zatanna's acting like she's the one who threw spaghetti into a heroine's face; jacked off into said heroine's jacket, and used that jacket to wipe off the spaghetti. Last time I check, I'm the one who did that.

God.... I have no idea what is happening anymore, can I do whatever the hell I want or not? I got the other earring, and apparently she isn't mad I took it anymore, what's up with that? And does this other earring even do anything!? Do they both do the same thing? Can the effects stack? What's the meaning of life? I swallowed an ice-cube whole three days ago, why did I never shit it out? Did I leave my laptop on at home? Will Mom check my internet history? I did use incognito mode; didn't I? Is there a god? Am I God? If Batman's parents died, how was he ever born?

So many questions.

So little answers.

Remember what I said about being a scientist at heart? Yeah, I lied. It was just an excuse to be a perv, surprise surprise. My favorite subject is math! Anyhow, if only there were someone who knew a lot about magic; someone who is under the earring's effect so that they won't get mad, yet still smart enough to help me figure out this shit...

That's the moment my eyes flickered back to reality. I shifted my view to the sexy magician who just went through a midlife crisis. Zatanna had her jacket back on, and she was currently grazing her hands down her sides to rub out any wrinkles.

"Ok well," Wonder Woman said, "It seems to me that you have this handled." She began walking around the table and patted Zatanna on the back. "Hera knows I love Arthur," She turned towards the monitors. "And the visitors must love him too, but he has no idea what he's doing. I got to go fix this tour." Then she started walking towards the door I assume is the exit. "If the kid tries anything, call me."

And with that, she was gone. But you know what, I'm okay with that. Cause for once, and to the dismay of Lil Willy, I'm not thinking about sex. I need to figure out what the shit is going on, and I know who can help me...

Let's scroll back the wheel of time a bit and switch our perspective from the Watchtower to the city of Gotham. Not just anywhere in Gotham; we're going to the basement of a particular manor owned by the Waynes.

Bruce Wayne, a.k.a Batman is currently sitting at the Bat-Desk, looking at the Bat-Computer, seated on the Bat-Chair, in the Bat-Cave. Studying the monitor screen intently, trying to figure out what exactly would be the best course of action. Now, what exactly could cause him to be focusing so intently? Is it a riddle from a Riddler? A joke, from the Joker? Well, it is a possibility that this is all one of their mind games. But something about this seems too off, even for them.

Batman sighed and leaned back in the chair; it's always his thing to be the man with the plan. But this whole situation is too far out of left field for him to even begin to write a course of action. He came back to the cave for a break, to prevent him from succumbing to his exhaustion, but all this is just adding more stress to his day. Last night there was a big prison break from Arkham Asylum; Batman ended up spending the whole night, and even some of the morning, hunting them down. And he couldn't even manage to get all of them. He managed to recapture the likes of Mr. Freeze, Killer Crock, Hush, and Bane. But he's more worried about the more prominent names that are still out there, Harley and Ivey, the Mad Hatter, and most importantly the Joker are still on the loose.

"Sir, I see you're still looking at that distasteful display. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're enjoying it."

"I hope that was a joke, Alfred."

"Don't worry sir, it was," He said as he placed down a tray with tea unto the table. "But I'm worried that this is causing you more distress than you need at the moment. You were out and about for hours Master Bruce; you deserve a break."

"I'm on my break, do you see me sweating?"

"You may not be physically challenging yourself, but I know you; mentally, you're exhausting yourself." He turned and headed towards the elevator. "I'm not your parent Master Bruce, but sometimes taking a step back is the most successful way to take a step forward."

*Sigh* "Well, I already called for backup, so this the closest thing I'll get to a break before they get here."

"Maybe you should've called for backup last night."

"Gotham is my problem; I'll deal with it. This-" Batman gestured to the live display of a teenager jacking off into his teammate's jacket. "-Is everyone's problem."

"Well," Alfred reached the elevator and typed in a code. "Do what you believe is right." The door opened, and he stepped in, "That drink I left you to your right. It's matcha tea; it will give you a short burst of energy for the time being it'll help."

"Thank you, Alfred."

As the door began to close he called out "And if you want more of it, you'll have to come up here where it's nice a comfortable!"

Batman smirked, what would he do without Alfred... Maybe he's right. Looking at a random kid groping the breasts of a trained martial artist who could also produce earth-shattering sound waves; is something he'd need to be rejuvenated to deal with. While he doesn't know what type of ability this person has, it's obviously some form of mind control; and it only seems to work to people he's next to. Even in his exhausted state, he could figure that out. With that said, he stood up from his seat, letting himself unwind for a bit won't hurt. But first, he leaned into the computer to type something on the keypad.

Two *ping* sounds were heard as he looked up to the screen; the doors leading out of the cafeteria locked instantly. "Good luck getting out of there." He can't mess with anyone next to him if there's no one in the room to mess with. Well, Black Canary and Green Arrow were still in there. But there's not much he can do to help them now. At least for the moment, the kid's stuck in there.

Batman stood up, took the tea, and started heading for the elevator. A small break is all he need-

*Flash*

"I have arrived!"

"Shit, I forgot about that."

It's time for answers.

I've been asking questions for the last couple of hours, and when I think I've figured things out. Something happens, and I'm left with even more questions. Well, that needs to change! I'm smart enough to know; I'm too dumb to figure this out on my own. That's where Zatanna comes in; she said she doesn't know everything about these earrings. That's probably one reason she wants them so that she can study em. But I have a sinking feeling that these artifacts are the only things keeping me from insta-dying by the hands of all these supers. I need her help, but I also need to make sure she doesn't get the earrings, or just as importantly, doesn't somehow snap out of whatever spell this earring has her under.

We've been staring at each other for a good bit after Wonder Woman left, I have no idea what Green Lantern was doing if I'm honest. But I also don't care; I tuned him out already.

"Hey, one last time, I'm sorry I was stressing you. You must've been confused, I- I just need to be careful ya'know those earrings are powerful and dangerous. I don't think you're safe with them." She was leaning towards me with both of her elbows on the table; this managed to push her breasts up even more. They were literally sitting on the table like a big slab jello on a plate. She probably didn't know what this simple movement was doing, but even if she did, I have a feeling she wouldn't care that I was gawking. She also wouldn't care that I'm taking a picture of this amazing sight!

*Snap*

You know unsurprisingly, I'd have to disagree, this woman is ten times more dangerous to me than the earrings are. But I'm not going to tell her that. I need her help, and until I feel like I have a good grasp of these things I need her to think I'm on track to giving up the earrings.

"Really?" I said in a shocked tone, "Oh, I didn't know.... but what's so special about these anyway? Like what do they do?"

"Well," She leaned up removing that spectacular breast on a plate image and folded her arms. Sadly this time she folded them above her tits, but hey, everything can't be sexual. "I know that both of them have the ability to change reality in a sense."

"Uh-huh.." I laid down on the table facing her, and pulled out Big Billy.

"The one you had on before," She eyed my dick for a second, then flickered her eyes back to me. "Seems to have a weaker effect, it changes reality to everyone around you."

"Ohh, like, how- Exactly?" I started pumping Billy while having her tits centered in my vision. I love the simple things in life, like how her breasts move up and down subtly with each breath

"I'm pretty confident, that its effects change what's considered to be normal to people around whoever wears it."

"So.." I stopped pumping, much to Billy's dismay. "With that logic, it would be affecting you too... right?" I don't want to push her, but I also have to; I need to know the limit.

She cocked her head as she looked at my crotch, "Well yeah, but I know what to expect, so I can easily see if you do something that's entirely out of the norm." She looked back towards me, "And that's why I need those earrings back, the potential chaos they can cause is overwhelming."

"Ah, so that's why Black Canary and Green Arrow let me do that stuff in a cafeteria." I sat up and continued pumping Billy. "They thought it was normal, and they weren't aware of the earring. Heh, I just thought she was into me." That's clearly a lie, I ain't that dumb I knew what I was doing, but she doesn't know that..."

"Haha," She laughed causing her melons to bounce, "Trust me, she's not into you." I'd take that as an insult, but I mean, we all know it's true.

"And because you weren't near me... You saw through the effect." I stood up off the table, still pumping Billy. "You were able to see how weird me grabbing her jacket, like this-" I reached for her coat and ripped it off, as she just looked at me; waiting for me to finish talking "-And shooting a load into it was." I finally released Billy's rage into her coat, made sure to get the whole thing sticky. It took a couple of seconds, but after I was done repainting her black jacket, I threw it at her.

"You're exactly right; it was honestly disgusting watching you do that on camera. But I understand you were just following your urges."

"But I just did it to your jacket, that's fine right?"

"Of course, why wouldn't it be? If you're trying to make me second guess myself again, you're going to have to try harder" She said with her hands on her hips, her erotic arms and tits stood out without her. It's pretty funny watching her say that with her jacket on her lap soaked with my semen.

"Alright, so I was wondering, what does this other earring do?" I was honestly curious, she said it might be stronger than the one I had, and I can't even imagine how that's possible!

"Well sorry to say, I have no idea."

"What" like I said, what.

"I can sense it has a stronger energy from the other one; maybe it extends the normal radios? I want to have both so I can study them, and figure out for sure."

Shit on a dick, how am I supposed to figure it out what it can do if she can't! She's the magic person, who else would know? I mean come on. "You seriously don't know? Yo- You're the magician! It's your thing; it's normal for you to know this stuff!

Her head shot up, causing the half of her tits I could see to bounce inside her corset. "You're right; I'm sorry I forgot."

"Duh... Wat?"

"I'm really off today; I probably need to rest or something." She shook her head a bit, "I remember what they do, the one of your left ear changes what's considered normal if you say something with the word 'normal' in it."

"Um."

"And the one on your right, we were, well- Right about, it makes whatever you do seem normal to the people around you." I really have no idea why I forgot that; I don't need to study them anymore. But I still need to put them in a safe place, items that powerful shouldn't be used wildly."

"Wait wait wait wait, how did you randomly remember that?"

"Hmmm. You know...Maybe it's because you said 'it's normal for me to know this stuff.' And we were talking about the earrings."

"And- You don't mind I used its power on you?"

She took a deep breath like my teacher does when I ask him to use the bathroom right after I came back from the bathroom. Except this isn't my teacher, this is Zatanna, and it caused her breasts to stick out as she did that. "Of course not, there's nothing wrong with you using the power on me. Seriously, why are you trying to trick me into thinking you're doing something weird?"

"Because I am." I reached out and grabbed her left tit, and plopped it out of her corset, then I naturally brought my face to it and began to suck on it hard. I pulled back with a forceful plop "This, isn't normal." I started circling around her areola with my tongue, then used that tongue to tickle her nipple.

"Whatever makes you happy." She said as I continued to worship her tit. "But I'm serious I need those earrings now, especially now that we both know what they can do. If you don't give them back, I'll take-"

*Plop* I pulled away from her tit. "It's normal for you to be happy with me having these earrings."

"Oh, I guess you're right. You can have them; it isn't such a big deal anyway." She shrugged.

"Oh god. This opens up so many possibilities...."

"What does-"

"It's normal for you to put on that cum covered jacket."

"Yeah of course it is." She lifted up the black, and now white, jacket. And slid it on slowly, I could see the semen stick to her skin and just feel tingles as she pushed each arm through. A single drop of cum got attached to the tip of her left nipple, which was still hanging out of her top... Christ, this is so hot...

"I'm going to fuck you so hard." At this point, and with all the new possibilities that have been opened up, screw Lil Willy, forget Big Billy, fuck Huge Hector. It's time for Gargantuan Grayson to take advantage of the opportunity at hand!

She tucked her tit back into her corset, "Pfff, as long as you don't go out of line, even though I'm fine with you keeping those earrings doesn't mean I'll let you **** them."

"Oh trust me, I'm going to **** not just them, but more importantly. You."

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*Cough* Sorry.