A confusing situation

This situation took a complete 180; I went from a horrible and quite embarrassing situation. To an unbelievably lucky turn of events. Hell, for once, I'm not even the one being embarrassed! Now it's these three's turn to be ashamed. Well, not all three of them, I couldn't give a shit about Green Lantern. And he doesn't give a shit either, we both have a mutual amount of shits to give. I can respect that.

Anyhow.

As I made it abundantly clear, I was sure they busted me. Like for real, this must be the third time the universe keeps flipping the table on me. Not that I'm complaining or anything! But why is the world playing with me so much? The universe makes me feel like I've been caught. Then it's like, nah just kidding pal you're good. I let my guard down then, BAM, the universe says Psych! I mean, if I'm going to get busted just let it happen. I'd prefer it if I didn't, but hey, It'd be better than going from aroused to scared on a dime. Actually, I should change the order to scared and aroused. Cause I always start off from a scared bitch boy, to a horny young man who's wasting his life and will most likely end up sad and alone in a box under a bridge because he disappointed his father so much, causing him to leave and 'get milk' but never come back. It's not my fault I'm such a disappointment dad! You should've used a condom; you're the one to blame here! Why didn't you use a condom dad why!!

Sorry! Sorry! I just had to let that out, been holding it in for a while; and I tend to go on my little tangents when I'm flustered. But don't worry, now it's time for Ms. Zatanna to be the flustered one. But where to begin...

Still, on Wonder Woman's exotically smooth lap, I stretched back to lean onto the table behind me. Crossing my hands behind my back, and reaching my legs up to rest them on Wonder Woman's shoulders. I sighed. "I can do anything to you guys; the possibilities are endless!" It would be great if I were the creative type, but right now my imagination juices are failing to flow.

"Don't try anything," Zatanna warned. "I'm willing to give you another chance, but if you cross the line, there will be no going back."

"Yeah well luckily for me, you can't see the lines," I said while admiring her body. She has similar fishnet stockings to Black Canary. But her legs and thighs aren't as muscle bowned. Makes sense since she's a magician and such.

"Don't worry," She said with a smug smile while crossing her set of erotic legs that I was studying. "We all know the of power that item holds, and the three of us are keeping an eye out for any fast ones you try to pull. Right, Hal?"

"Huh?" He looked up from his phone, "Yeah yeah, eyes out and, whatever."

I brought my hand down to give Huge Hector a little pump. "Oh really?" Reaching forward I wrapped my arm around Wonder Woman's neck and brought my lips to her ears; then whispered. "I find this so fucking hilarious. None of you guys know what normal is." I could feel her neck shiver a bit with the **** of my breath touching her ear.

She grimaced and leaned back as much as she could without ripping herself out of my grip. "This isn't a situation you should find funny. I don't think you understand how wrong your actions were. We cannot let you contin-"

"Boop!" I poked her right breast, "Boop!" I poked her left breast.

"Nah I'm just playing," I leaned back on her lap again then moved my legs to the side, and jumped back up to my feet. Speaking of feet, I may or may not have brushed my shoe against her face. Seriously, I don't know. Either way, she didn't say anything. Not that I expected her too.

I gabbed my finger into her face, to the right side of her lip to be exact. I was aiming between her upper and bottom lip, but as usual, I shot my shot and missed. "I've messed with you a bunch already," Then I turned around and faced the beautiful magician who was sitting patiently with her legs crossed, and her hands clutched together. The Goddess isn't immune, and now a powerful magician who was smart enough to realize something's wrong; can't resist this power. Man, this is sexy as hell. "It's your turn, Ms. Zatanna," I said while walking the distance over to where she was sitting.

"Wait!" I turned around, ran back to Wonder Woman, pulled her up off her seat to a standing position. Then raised my arm and slapped her ass with the **** of a horny guy who found a magic earring. As my hand connected with her ass, you could feel and hear the pain and passion in that one movement. The slap sound echoed in the reasonably tight room. Dam, that probably hurt my hand more than it hurt her; But it was totally worth it. I let my hand stay on her ass for a couple more seconds as a caressed it. "Now, I'm done. I just want to exam your asses later. So I needed a feel."

Wonder Woman sighed and leaned forward on the roundtable before her; sticking out her ass in the process. "That's fine I guess, but I urgently need to get back to the tour. Just return the earring so we can go about our business."

"Don't worry I will soon, I promise." I turned around and strutted towards Zatanna. I'm the man with the plan.

She looked up at me passively while I stood over her with my hands on my hips. Yeah, it feels good to be in control. Oh how the tables have turned, and the fact that she thinks she's in authority makes it even better! I reached down to her overcoat to remove it; she has a fairly small jacket, similarly to Black Canary. Huh, their get-ups are incredibly identical to each other. At least the jacket fits Zatanna's magician persona. I never found out why Black Canary even has a coat that small, though, in her defense; I never gave her a chance to tell me why.

As I lifted her arms up in the air, without any protest, of course, I knocked off her tophat; and something else fell to the floor with a clang.

"Huh?"

A black stick with a white tip fell out of her jacket; it must be-

"Ah that's my wand," she said.

I bent down and picked it up, "Looks like a normal stick to me. How much could it be sold for?"

"Well many people believe it's one of the sources of my magic, but it actually just channels my abilities."

"Uh-huh, I mean, I assume it's not stronger than my earring. Since it's not able to protect you from its power, I just want to know how much cash I could sell it for.

"It's not like you will be keeping that earring, I will take it from you by **** if you don't give it willingly. And I guess you could sell the wand for a great deal."

"Nice, I'm keeping it," I said while spinning it on my finger, well, I tried too. It fell on the floor again. "I have Black Canary's phone, your wand, man I'm going to end up having a whole collection of items!" I walked behind her and brought my face to her neck to inhale her magical sent; it smelled of like strawberry perfume. I pulled off her jacket, and this time nothing fell out. After removing her cute, white, necktie. I rapped both of my arms around her neck and started **** the right side of her face with my tongue. Well, the right side from my point of view behind her. If you were in front of her it would be your left- And.. you know it doesn't matter.

After around twenty seconds of smothering her face with my sloppy smooches. I stepped back to move around to her front and get a closer look at those luscious scoops of flesh many men no doubt fap to on the regular. I know I'd definitely have some more private time with Little Willy if I ever went to one of her shows before. Even though she can do real magic, I feel like half the people go just to watch her walk around in sexy dresses. Well for all those people, I'm going to have some pictures for you!

But as I stepped back, I stumbled on-

A hat? Oh, duh, yeah I forgot. I knocked it off her head when I was trying to take off the jacket before. "Sorry about getting your hat dirty, I-"

Wait. Didn't I see her pull the other earring out of here? At the time I was too distracted being scared for my life and gawking at her cleavage. I don't entirely remember..

"It's okay; I can clean it." Then she saw me reaching my hand into her. She raised an eyebrow and cocked her head to the left. "What are you doing?"

"Didn't you put the other earring in here?" I said still scrummaging through the hat; it seems endless, makes sense the earring didn't randomly drop out while it was on her head since it's in here so deep. All I managed to pull out were some white and black panties, and four black bras.

"I, um," She brought her hands to her temples like she was in deep thought. "I- I don't think you should-"

"Where the fuck is it? I just want to put it on and see what more sexy things it'll let me do!!" Not just that, also the fact that it was in Wonder Woman's ass cleavage makes it a pretty high priority in my book. God, I remember her shoving it in there, so tight stuck between two heavenly walls of flesh. That's when, suddenly, I felt it; a light metal, small and round. I pulled it out and there it is, a small silver earring reflecting in the light with the letter 'N' printed on it. Gotta admire how something this simple holds so much potential power, who knows what this thing can do!? And, oh heck, how does it smell? I've been wondering this for hours, well, time to find out. After knowing where it's been, it's gotta have a fantastic smell.

Bringing it up to my nose, I closed my eyes in bliss and inhaled. And- It smelled like metal, sigh, disappointed would be an understatement. I guess I might've been overhyping myself on the smell aspect. Ah well, at least I can put-

"Wait!" Zatanna said while jumping up, causing her breasts to bounce quite noticeably, especially without her overcoat to cover some of it up. "Something's not right, the way you're reacting. I- You shouldn't have- I- I don't know, am I the one overreacting."

Shit. I clipped it on, hoping beyond hope it would do something. Lo, and behold It didn't; I guess taking the one thing she was adamant I didn't touch might've broken her.

"Diana h- help me here!" She clutched her head with her hands, "I- I can't-"

"I don't understand what the problem is Zatanna." Wonder Woman said, she stood up to put an arm on her friend's shoulder. "I think you're the one acting strange now."

"No he's- He's messing with you!" She stepped back and shook her head. "I don't care what we think is normal." She looked at me with a straight glare that could melt any man. "I know for a fact he shouldn't have that earring on; we brought him here to acquire both the rings. Look!" She pointed at me "Now he has both rings!"

Wonder Woman spoke up. "I don't see anything wrong with him having both."

"Yeh- y- Yeah!" I said, "This is all just a normal Sunday morning!" Or is it Monday? Wait, it even still morning? My internal clock is all kinds of fucked up, but that doesn't matter, I need to save my ass!

"I don't see anything wrong too.." She has one hand on her hour-glass hips, and the other resting on her forehead. "But, that's.. what the earring does..."

"Well uh, can I talk-"

"No! I- I mean yes, You can do whatever you want- Wait no. That doesn't make sense!"

"I mean, you didn't see anything wrong before this moment, right? Why would what I do know suddenly be wrong?" Obviously, everything I've done up to this point has been fucking weird. But she doesn't know that; all she knows is that I shouldn't have both rings. I can work with this.

"I.. I think so, but it must be the earring's influence making me think that." She brought a hand up to her face, wiping away some of the salivae I left on her from my one-sided make out session. "Was this not normal?" She was looking at her moistened glove like she was questioning her sexuality. Seeing her in this distressed state was mighty enticing, her hefty bawagos were moving up and down with each of her exaggerated breaths.

Shit, she's getting onto me!

"You- You said it yourself.. You'd call me out when I crossed the line. Since you never called me out before, wouldn't that mean everything I did in this room was like normal for me?"

She instantly slowed down, "I guess your right.." She shook her head "I mean it was totally normal for you to make-out with Diana, smooch my face and take the other earring. I'm sorry I was overreacting. Heh, just trying to make sure these earrings don't affect anyone."

"It's okay Zee," Wonder Woman said, "You must be stressed after your show, and then having to deal with this. I understand."

At least she understands, cause I sure as hell don't; all I was doing was blabbing to save my ass. What the fuck is going on? This was a complete 180.