The beach

"Let's head to the beach," I said. "We haven't been there in ages."

"I like the way ye think, me love!" said Hailey. She waved her hands, and golden light enveloped both of us.

I was suddenly wearing a high-dollar pair of swimming trunks, while Hailey put herself in an emerald green bikini, the golden clover still pinned on her shoulder, and her hat slightly crooked on her head.

However, I also appeared to have a six-pack and bulging muscles, something I didn't possess.

"Hailey, did you do this?" I asked.

"O' course I did, me love!" Hailey laughed. "If I'm a goddess, that makes ye a god! And gods deserve a knockout bod!"

I couldn't argue with that logic. "Did you do anything else?" I asked as we walked to the car.

"Well..." Hailey blushed. "I made ye a wizard in the bedroom. Ye'll be able ta have sex fer as long as ye want and produce as much cum as ye want too. Also, any woman ye fuck'll have an orgasm easily. 'Cept me, o' course!"

"You really thought of everything," I said.

She tipped her hat. "I am yer leprechaun genie, me love."

We drove to the beach and settled in by the shore, looking for new people to fuck with.