The amazing adventures of Micky the Minx.

The young girl is wearing a cheap pair of black mouse ears on an hairband ,white gloves , some red body painted short shorts and a black tail that can only be fixed one way ( hopefully with the help of some lube).

The title in bold gold letters is:

THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF MICKY THE MINX.

I could be knocked out with a feather, the age of the tape, the ressemblance, my mom's middle name ( Michelle ) and the nickname my dad uses for her ( Micky).

My mom featured naked in a Disney porn parody in her youth, my dad probably knows and my pervert of a neighbour (in possession of a dirty video of me now) found out.

He could possibly **** me and maybe my mom with either video or ruin all our lives by spreading them.

"I see you recognised her, don't deny it your face was priceless." He glauts, bursting into laughter, keeping his camera holding hand infuriatingly stable as to maintain focus.

" It was hard to digitise such an old tape but the quality is good enough that no-one would doubt it's her, her voice is unmistakable." He adds monologuing, I'm way too shocked and horrified by the new situation to let a word out.

"Your tree climbing stunt was awesome and there's even a market for your gardening video." He adds pointing to a small Go-pro camera fixed in the corner of his window.

I remember that I am supposed to do some yard work and what awaits me if I slack off and get caught. Anaked weekend or worse depending on my mom's patience.

I quickly grab a rake on tye wall and use it to move leaves around still lisitening to Ernest.

"You come to me on a great day.." he says in a bad Marlon Brando impersonation. "so I will make you an offer you can’t refuse."