The X-Men & Their Allies Strike First

Gaia's realm had changed greatly in a short period of time. A throne of earth and vines now occupied the central chamber. Porkum's fat arse was planted firmly there. His pink hands held Mother Earth's thighs apart as he rose and lowered her ass on his cock, the shaft's veins glowing green as it pulsed with cosmic power. At his feet, Susan Storm and the Wasp worshipped his swollen balls, now grown the size of medicine balls, with their mouths, their own midsections beginning to swell as the radiating fecundity of the goddess raced their pregnancies along.

The goddess's own womb had grown pendulous and distorted. The globe that rotated where her stomach should have been seemed immense, and pink and green flashes crossed the surface. Monsters ripped from her gaping cunny and slid into the world, titanic kaiju birth of a mingling of energies and essences.

It was the peak of everything that Porkum had ever dreamed of. He was fucking the entire world in the ass and making it his bitch. He felt invincible, omnipotent. Virile beyond his darkest, most perverted dreams.

He was not prepared when the X-Men struck.

The Soul Gem provides complete mastery of the spirit in all of its aspects; combined with Porkum's own sexual mutations and the radiations of the defraudium gems, the Elder Goddess was little more than a cocksleeve. Subconsciously, the villain was drawing on her powers to augment his own, using the more vampiric nature of the Soul Gem to increase his porcine prick to demonic levels.

Yet in other respects, he was merely mortal.

The strike, when it came, was surgical. The Eternals' Uni-mind tore open the dimensional barriers. The X-Men's telepaths shielded the minds of the strike team, Wolverine and Cyclops, as they grabbed the heroines and pulled them bodily from their worship of the cosmically powered testes. No women, because even the X-Men weren't that blisteringly overconfident. Porkum wasn't even aware of what was happening until Black Bolt, appearing from behind, whispered a single word into his ear.

The resulting explosion tore the mutant pig-man's head clear off and shattered the defraudium crystal. Gaia, currently impaled on the mutant's shaft, was thrown clear, landing heavily. Sue Storm and the Wasp were cushioned from the blow, only suffering burst eardrums.

In a mere second, Porkum was destroyed, and in his final moment the vampiric Soul Gem flashed, drawing his spirit into his Soul World, safe even from the talons of Hell.

Which left one very important question.