The Washing Machine/Goddess Of Knowledge Deluxe Bundle

"We....accidentally have a cursed object in the apartment...and a LOT of embarrassment ensues for all of the girls I live with....let me explain- bit of jumping ahead here- we find out that our washing machine was made from melted metal that was part of a bust for a knowledge goddess ages and ages ago- how did we find out? Because one day, it opened, and literally sucked all of the clothing off of Emma, Maddie, and Lyla, even their shoes and socks, and their bras and panties- leaving them naked and barefoot on the spot. If that wasn't bad enough- it continued to suck up every last thing they owned to wear in their wardrobes, or even their shoes from the shoe closet- left them each one towel- and explained that it places a curse on them- they can't wear ANYTHING. I've seen my adorable naked roommates try to put on as much as a sock, miles away at a clothing store- for it to be sucked right off of them and back to our house, into the washing machine. So that's it....they're all...stuck that way. Well, until they solve the three riddles. The three riddles that they have to get right- keeping up? ok. And if they get them all wrong........and there's only three- well....it'll last forever. All three of my cute female roommates will be in their birthday suits for life. And they are very not about that!

Ps. we tried going inside it, and there's a whole world in there- a whole....mini universe. Dedicated to getting girls naked. Their clothes are all in there, but you'd never be able to get them out. Long story short, they've all tried."

-an anonymous post on a supernatural happenings message board. Is it true? Let's see.