The Uzumaki Family

With those questions, an idea popped into my head that felt all too hopeful and...vindictive. A group of people that have wronged me more than enough times. A family who collectively earned my ire aside from one member. With an almost malicious grin taking my face, I knew who I would target.

The Uzumaki family.

-Timeskip-

Making my way from the training grounds to the Uzumaki home took a bit of time. On my way there, I passed numerous people who would have made safer and easier test subjects for what I needed. But my mind was set on my target as my hope for the earrings to work had risen, wanting to have the opportunity to get back at them so badly.

Soon I arrived at the large, but simple home. The gate out front had the Uzumaki symbol on it as well as the Hokage's. Taking the earrings out, I put one on each ear. I take a deep breath, preparing myself to attempt something potentially dangerous and life-ending. Once I'd hyped myself up, I opened the gate and headed towards the door. Knocking on the door, it takes a few moments before it is answered by the woman I know as Kushina-sensei. She is clearly dressed in her domestic, off-duty clothes.

"Well hello Konohamaru. What are you doing here?" She asks with her usual, friendly smile.

I put a plastic smile on my face, not able to give a genuine one to my useless sensei. "Hey Kushina-sensei, I was wanting to talk about something with you. Are you alone or busy right now?" I ask her, not really caring.

She keeps smiling as she shakes her head. "No, I'm not busy at all. Just getting some chores done around the house while it's empty. I was actually just taking a break, so why don't you come in to talk? I'll make us some tea!" She doesn't even wait for an answer as she walks away.

I close the door behind me and follow along. My eyes follow her ass in that green dress of hers as she walks in front of me. No matter how much they infuriated me, the Uzumaki women had some sexy bodies. With big tits, slim waists, and big butts, Kushina and Mito were many people's fap fuel.

As we make it into the kitchen, I sit at the kitchen table and decide to enact my first test. Now obviously I am not going to just try and use the earrings on her right in front of her where she can see and hear what I say. Despite what that blond bastard thinks, I'm not an idiot. So while Kushina gets out a pot, I whisper what I want under my breath.

"It is normal for Kushina Uzumaki to put on her lingerie and show it to me to get my opinion on it," I mutter, knowing that exact scenario would certainly never happen if these earrings don't work. With the sentence finished, the right earring solely hums with energy this time rather than both.

Kushina shows no sign of hearing my statement, which is good. But she also doesn't seem to have been affected by whatever the earrings do. As she finished filling the teapot and put it on the stove, I was beginning to think these earrings were crap or I screwed it up. Then she turns to me and says something that raises my hopes once more.

"Hey, I know you had something to talk to me about, but I just remembered there was something I needed you for as well. Could you keep an eye on the pot? It should be fine. I just need to go get something to show you." She asks me.

I smile once more, this one with some genuine excitement filling it. "Sure, I can keep an eye on it."

"Thanks, Kono-kun! You're such a sweet student~" She compliments me and dashes off. I hear the fast thumps of her taking the stairs, leaving me in my thoughts.

'So these things do work? Assuming that this isn't a coincidence. Or worse, that she heard me and is about to prank me...no, she couldn't have heard me.' I assure myself. 'But only one of the earrings activated this time. Did I mess it up or does the other one have a different function?'

I go over the info I already have in my head. Both earrings reacted to the word normal(right hums) previously. Now with both earrings on, only the right is activating when I think...'the word' or use it directly. But now that I think about it...

I focus on the left earring. I hadn't noticed before, but there was warmth coming from it. Pressing a finger to it, I could feel it was definitely warmer than an earring should be. So a constant warmth, meant there was constant energy usage. Which meant whatever effect it might have, it isn't one that is active, but passive.

'So a passive effect that is always on when the earrings are worn, and the earring itself reacts to 'the word' whenever it isn't worn. So the passive effect must also relate back to normal(right hums). Fuck, that's gonna take some getting used to.' I think to myself. 'Back to topic, a passive effect related to...'that'. Hmmm...it could be that it makes anything I do or say...'that'. That would make the most sense. One earring gives you leave to make changes while the other acts as a defense against anyone possibly finding out and retaliating. An offensive and defensive set-up.'

With a good theory and another thing to test, I shake my head out of my musings. The pot still hasn't boiled. Though now that I look at the stove...I see that my airhead sensei never even turned the damn thing on. I sigh, getting up to go turn it on.

'Of course, all this is still speculation until I see with my own eyes the proof that these things work.' I remind myself.

As I reach for the knob on the stove, I hear steps coming down the stairs. Soon enough, I hear the kitchen door burst open. I turn around and freeze in shock and awe.

'By the Rikudo Sennin...it works.'