The Trial of Matilda Walker

The next morning, John spoke with his mother.

"Matilda will always be a threat to the kingdom until she's eliminated" he said.

"What do you have in mind?" asked his mother.

"I've already impregnated her" John said, "we can easily say she's been consorting with an incubus"

Matilda and Owen were both brought into the throne room in chains.

"You can't do this!" cried Matilda, "I am a princess!"

Then Matilda saw both her mother and her younger brother sat on the thrones in front of her.

"Matilda Walker you stand accused of consorting with an incubus" said her mother.

"This is outrageous!"

One of the examiners told of how Matilda's pregnancy was clearly accelerated, proving it was indeed an incubus.

"This brings us to Owen" said Melissa, "it is obvious that he is the incubus and should be executed"

Owen looked frightened. John raised his hand.

"Mother, lets not be so hasty" he said, "perhaps we should make sure Owen is indeed an incubus before we sentence him to ****"

"What do you have in mind?"

"An incubus always has a penis that is 7-9 inches long. If Owen would show his penis..."

"I see" said Melissa, "my son has a point. Owen, remove your clothes"

Reluctantly, Owen stripped naked in front of the court. His penis was only 4 inches, only half the size he had on Earth, and his balls were the size of eggs. Frankly, Owen's genitals looked ridiculous. John had no idea what Matilda saw in him.

Owen covered his small penis and big balls with his hands.

"I know this is embarrassing for you" said John, "but we're gonna need to be able to see your penis if you want to prove you're not an incubus"

Owen moved his hands to his side. John had him turn round to face the rest of the court and let them see for themselves.

There were a few sniggers.

"Okay, settle down" said Melissa, amused at Owen's small size, "it is clear that Owen can't possibly up the incubus in question"

Though humiliated, Owen was relieved. He'd at least avoided a worse case scenario. He was about to get dressed when Melissa spoke again.

"However" said Melissa, "you still failed to prevent Matilda from straying down this path she has chosen and must answer for that. Both of you will be exiled"

"Please, I'm your daughter" said Matildaa.

"You are pregnant with multiple incubus'" said Melissa, "you are no longer my daughter. You no not deserve any clothes brought with Walker coin. Remove them"

That was all of Matilda's clothes. Tearfully, Matilda stripped naked in front of everyone.

"I will make you pay for this" she said.

"You are in no position to make threats to the crown" said Melissa, "the two of you will be led through the streets naked"

Both Matilda and Owen had a doggie attached to both of them and they made to crawl on their hands and knees. The guards led them both outside.

"I am glad to be rid of her" said Sophia, "she would have driven this kingdom into the ground had she been allowed to become queen"