The Superior Great Dragon and his Unending Harem

( This branch shall use the updated CYOA that I posted recently, go to first page to see it.)

(Edit: it seems as though the author has deleted those chapters and has replaced the old ones with mine, Yayy!!)

A flash blinded me. A bullet, the headlights of a truck, a random mugging gone wrong, the memory of my demise eludes me but I suppose it doesn't matter. My last thought had been dying and feeling myself rising to the afterlife and than a massive fucking dragon appeared out of nowhere and breathed psychedelic fire onto me, and then the flash came. I looked around at the tropical beach I was on, the afterlife?, and noticed a chest just waiting for me. A compulsion came upon me to open it and I saw no reason to deny it, as how much more dead could I be, though how calm I was in this situation was strange. I looked inside and saw four items that seemed weird all together.

A pencil that looked no different to any other pencil, yet when I picked it up, I instinctively knew the importance and powers it held, even if such instinctive knowledge made no since to me. A second later and it was gone, though somehow I knew that it would return when called. The next item, A small black sack that I opened and saw some dice that just like the pencil seemed normal, yet I somehow knew they held a great power in them, and it too vanished. After them wasA backpack, no, I knew somehow that it was called a haversack, weirdly enough, which could hold an infinite amount of items and bore the same powers as the others, powers that still had no context. The hope that I was getting better at identifying the powers of the items faded when I saw the last item. I didn't gain the same instinctual knowledge about it as I did the others, and thus knew nothing about what it could do, or what exactly it was, but the golden chains flew at me when I tried to appraise it. Were as the others waited for me to look, pick them up, and 'feel' them, the chains were different, wrapping around my arm then vanishing in sparks.

When it vanished, the beach faded away quickly and I was falling, yet before any reaction to the fall could happen, I was at another place, a yellow and humid void. The slap of flesh together, the musk of sex, and the moaning of females. These senses came to me faster than my sight, yet what I saw only confirmed my suspicion. An objectively attractive man with a ridiculously sized cock was fucking four women that just screamed BIMBO, and not that I was insulting them, as their proportions were the very ideal forms of Bimbo-ness, you would have to be completely asexual to not want to look at them. Unfortunately, They were covered in cum that was not mine, no doubt from the lucky bastard-

"What! It's not bastard, it's being, Random Omnipotent Being, you know R.O.B.!" The man said suddenly, stopping an intense makeout with one of the ladies, a redhead.

"Wait, can you read my thoughts!?" I don't know where I am, but it doesn't matter, reading my thoughts was rude no matter the place, and should be impossible regardless.

"Well yeah, but you obviously know that I can and don't really have a way of stopping myself from reading unshielded minds." The so-called ROB said with a raised eyebrow at me.

"What do you mean, that I would obviously know?"

"You are the one that wished for more options in your CYOAs so that you can truly live out your fantasy, and are aware that random being like myself thrust unknowing saps- I mean fortunate souls like yourself into CYOAs either for entertainment or to solve one crisis or another, but don't fear bec-"

"I did not wish for that and I have no idea what you are talking about." I was always taught that interrupting was rude, but on top of the invasion of privacy and him spouting utter nonsense, I was sure this was an exception.

He looked shocked, actually stopping his thrusting into the dark skinned bimbo for a whole two seconds while squinting his eyes at me. I felt for a second a wave of... consideration, I would assume, flow through me. When he stopped squinting, he resumed thrusting, much to the enjoyment of the woman.

"Well, Frack, look, I can't be arsed to track down the version of you that did, and I can feel that you are being sent to a grand adventure in any case, so you lucked out. I'll give you a few favors to aid you on your journey, all you have to do is tell me which favors from this list here." he waved around a stack of papers. "fill out this survey." he waved a much smaller stack of papers that had suddenly appeared in the place of the others. "and I send you on the way. Rest assured, I'm number one in both customer service and satisfaction by the way, and then you will be set to handle what's coming."

"Wait, what is co-"

"Ah ah ah, I can't say, nor can I talk about anything that interferes with beings like me or anything meta." Meta, what the hell does that even- you know what, I don't think I want to know.

"Very well, might as well accept." As soon as I was finish, in a flash, a table appeared before me with the stacks of paper and I noticed that the man and the women were a little bit farther away and yet totally silent, undoubtedly with magic that I this point I now firmly believed in and was half-way certain that I wasn't dead anymore. I looked down and realize that the flash that made the table, also made the leather chair that I was sitting in.

Chains of Olympus-x2

EASY MODE: 48 points

DRAWBACKS: Swelling+1, Public Indecency+2, Swelling+1, Double Trouble+1

IMMORTALITY: Reincarnation-1, Sexual-1

PERKS: Porn Physics-2, Casanova-1, Offspring-2, Inheritance-2, Cumbrosia-2, Harem-3, Adjustable Fluids-1, Fuckmaids-1, Sustenance-1, Toggle Fertility-2, Extra CYOA-4, CYOAplus-1, Double Your CYOA Fun-4

POINTS REMAINING: 25

I filled out the papers and the survey, and once I was done they flashed away. I looked at the man who was now a little closer and who almost spoke once more, yet before a single sound came from his slightly opened mouth, I fell once more.

Like before, the falling was both quick and stopped abruptly and yet the sensation wasn't jarring. I was not greeted by a fivesome in the middle of sex, but instead saw that in front of me was a sexy dark-skinned, exotic white-haired, bare-chested woman... with real cat ears seemingly, wearing what appeared to be a strip dancers clothes and jewelry that radiated a beautiful purple light and sparks.

"Hail and well met! I am a R.O.B., or Random Omnipotent Bitch, Mortal!" She raised her hands dramatically in the air and waited, her gaze fixed upwards on the black void around us. After a few seconds of nothing, and looking around to make sure there was nothing I was missing, I realized she was waiting for me.

"I thought it was Random Omnipotent Being?" I raised a single eyebrow.

"Being? Where did you hear such a ridiculous notion such- oh wait, you met HIM." She rolled her eyes and let out an exasperated huff. "It has been decided many times by the council of R.O.B's and other major powers in existence that those of our kind will be called bastards if male or bitch if female." As she said bitch, she lowered her left hand to her side and her right hand to twist her nipple in such a way as though to emphasize a point.

"Isn't that kind of, I don't know, demeaning?" I asked.

"That's the point the asshole with a stick up his ass doesn't get. It might be a little thing, but its one of very few things that stops us from taking ourselves too seriously. We don't have as much restrictions that other powerful beings do and sometimes that leads to... problems. However, enough about that." She adopted a seductive smirk. "While he may have offered some nice powers, they pale in comparison to the ones I offer, which only make sense as I was the one the started the unique idea of giving lewd powers to deserving mortals!" She spoke with passion and I couldn't help but prefer her to the other guy. "That's the spirit and if you wouldn't mind putting that on the survey, it would be amazing!"

"You can read my thoughts too?" I couldn't even be upset at this point, as unlike the other guy, at least she was more charismatic and paying more attention to me and not fucking four other girls.

"I try not to as a matter of courtesy, yet unshielded minds yell their thoughts louder than their words, sorry babe." I looked into her eyes and actually believed her sincerity, which simply meant I need to find a way to shield my mind.

"Before I see what you can offer, how would the survey review work exactly, I don't even know his real name, so I can't say that I prefer you over him, especially since I don't know your name either. After all, whoever the person is that looks at the survey won't know who I'm talkin about."

"Don't worry, when you write R.O.B. while thinking of a specific being, then any R.O.B. who reads it will know who you wrote about."

"All righty, well, I suppose let's get this show on the road, unless you can tell me what the other dude couldn't, like what's coming my way." I asked, hoping but not really expecting her to tell me. It doesn't hurt to try.

"Nope, same reason that R.O.B. probably didn't, I can't interfere with the plans of other beings directly, giving you these powers are pretty much the only exception to the rule." She said with her seductive smile still there. "Now then, of the options that I will give you, you can choose three powers. actually hold on, I am an omnipotent fucking goddess, not a mere genie. Have six powers that you desire instead. Take that, genies of the universe!" When she said the last part, she quickly glanced to the side with a smirk, yet when I looked over, it was still a black void. However, before anything happened, I felt a burn on my arm and saw the chains appear, and before I could react or comment on it, the R.O.B. spoke again. "Twe- Twelve choices, yeah, that's like, four times better than genies." The R.O.B. muttered, seemingly confused and distracted. I somehow understood that the chains allowed for double the choices than should be allowed. I also just realized it happened before with the other R.O.B.

A blinding flash later, and I was sitting at a table on a comfortable stool, looking at the papers that the... Cat lady gave me. They all possess hot pictures and below the pictures were the description of the powers. The Cat lady in question was right behind me, pressing her breasts into my back and laying her chin on my shoulder, the confusion gone like it never happened, and reading with me. it was nice.

Chains of Olympus-x2

PERKS: Sexually cured diseases, Jumbo Jugs, Twinning, Muff(le) Diving, Ass Big Ass Necessary, Cocktail, Wibbly Wobbly Sexy Wexy, Virgin Killer, Gymnastics, Clean Holes, Edgelord, Fuck the Goddess

"Wait, for real, you actually mean it?" She straightened up and backed up a step, sounded far more surprised than I thought, and for a second I felt emotions not my own, some that I knew was hers and were true surprise and confusion.

"You put the option in, didn't you? Surely you couldn't think there was even a slight chance that I would say no?" I stood from the stool which disappeared with the table. I couldn't possibly contain my dumbfounded expression, who would pass on her.

"I-well, uh, when a R.O.B. remains a virgin for as long as I, and have seen as many mortals pass by the same option again and again as I have, one sort of loses hope." She gained a mournful expression and a self-deprecating smile and looked away awkwardly, a foreign sight that seemed so wrong.

"What-why would anyone pass the chance, much less multiple people. Were they blind?" I asked honestly, truly confused at such an action.

"I don't know, honestly. At first I thought that other R.O.B.'s wanted to completely cosmically dominate their lovers, which can't truly happen with me, no matter how submissive I make myself, my powers put limits to what other omnipotent lovers can do to me. Other entities on a similar power level as I, also never showed interest to my advances, though I told myself that they merely didn't want to associate with an R.O.B., which isn't an impossible idea as there are many beings that are uncomfortable around us due to how we typically are. I realize I was just kidding myself when, in an act of desperation after thousands of years of not finding a lover or even just a quick fuck, I gave a mortal the option to fuck me, and, and he said no." She spoke all this with a barely hidden empty tone. "I have accepted that something about me specifically is, unacceptable, to men, and thus forever denied the coveted title of Waifu that I've always heard of. I suppose I always could have tried going after women, but I saw no point, as they probably would reject me too, and I'm also not interested in that. I kept the option there out of sheer habit, but never expected anyone to choose it. I- I would understand if you wish to take back your choice, now that you know how undesirable that I am." She finished in a fake cheery voice, and tried her hardest when she met my eyes once more and forced another seductive smirk on. It fell and was replaced with a shocked expression when I finally moved.

My lips were on hers, gentle, waiting for her to react. After a number of seconds she pressed back, urgent and seeking. The kiss went on for minutes, and before I attempted to use tongue and alleviate her ridiculous notions of being unattractive, she broke the kiss.

"My first kiss, finally, finally taken." She spoke with such joy, tears of happiness trailing down her face. Before I could say anything, she smashed our lips together again, using far more force than the first time. I was about to match her ferocity, yet a weird feeling grew at the back of my head.

"Wha- wait! NO!! Not yet, please not yet!" She spoke and raised her hands, and reality warped and rippled as she tried to do something, and the feeling dimmed for a moment, yet I felt it start to grow again. "Something seeks to talk to you before your adventure starts. I can't stop whoever it is as the deal has already been struck between us, and by cosmic treaty I can't hold you any longer." She said, a look of frustration marring her face.

"Yet our deal ISN'T done, I was promised a chance to show you just how sexy you truly are, and I am a man of my word." I spoke with conviction, angry at whatever was trying to get to me for ruining the moment, and quite possibly for the worst cockblocking I had ever experienced.

"Don't worry babe, I shall appear on the world with you and we can finish what we started." She said, frustration forgotten in the way of happiness, her soft hands cupping my cheeks. "I won't have access to all of my powers, but I swear to give you all that I am. I will even learn how to cook and do laundry. I promise to be the best Waifu in existence." She stated and then leaned in for a final kiss. Her soft lips the last sensation before I fell again.

I landed differently than before. Whereas before I have landed softly as though being set down gently by a giant, this time it felt as though being submerged in a pleasantly cold bowl of jelly. Like usual, all my other senses came before my sight. I heard no breath of a beautiful goddess, no lapping of waves on a beach, no slapping of flesh upon flesh, just a silence louder than anything I have ever heard before in my life. When my sight returned, I was prepared to yell at the impatient asshole that stole me away, yet all desire to do so fled when I looked at the thing before me.

Nine feet tall, with grey skin and leather straps wrapped around his forearm, biceps, and shins. A tattered brown cloak was around his neck and White pupil-less eyes adorned the head that possessed no hair. He didn't even have a human mouth, merely five grey tentacles that slowly turned red towards the tips. It could be mistaken for a beard of tentacles, were it not the movements of them clearly showing a prehensile nature. It had human enough hands and feet, and even human genitalia, as large and grey as it was.

"It is I, Golthuem, the giver of eldritch gifts! I am a generous god and I have found that you are in need of my generosity, mortal! You live a boring and meaningless life, and thus you are desperately in need of some mind worms!" He boasted with a mix of pride and joy. The tentacles on his face twitching and turning in a way that indicated a mouth was behind them, speaking the booming words that echoed around the grey void. Wait, Mind worms? "Yes, you heard that right mortal! Mind Worms! They are a parasitic organism that will take control over the hosts mind, but if you squish them and drink their juices, then recite a eldritch incantation, well, eldritch to you, then you shall become a Mindslaver! A Mindslaver, by the way, is a mortal with the power to subjugate mortal minds and turn them into slaves. This process will also make your breath smell really fresh, give you a fit body that does not require exercise to gain or maintain, and shall grant everlasting youth!" He finished and held out a pale purple slug thing with a multitude of writhing tentacles on it. Not wanting to offend this being, and being weirdly calm about this sudden turn to the unsettling, I approached him and grabbed the 'mindworm', its tentacles latched quickly to my hand, a tickling sensation that wasn't as gross as I thought. Its texture was slimy and squishy, not that I was shocked at the revelation, surprisingly enough.

"What do you ask in return for all this?" I highly doubted that this was truly free, even if he called himself a giver of gifts.

"Nothing, it cost nothing for me to do this and it wouldn't be called a gift if I asked for something in return." He stated, and even though I shouldn't, and I knew I truly shouldn't, I believed him. Yet I didn't trust this feeling of trust that I had towards him. After all, if there was one similarity for all eldritch beings, it was the ease which they could influence the mind. "I harbor no ill will towards you and will even let you pass onwards towards your destiny, no hassle included. I advise you though, think of the powers I offer. Powers that no one else can offer, powers that shall aid you greatly in the trials to come. Before you ask, no, I am bound like all the others you have met to not speak of the machinations of others. Yet I assure you, and no doubt you can agree, the worth of truly loyal companions can not be dismissed." He finished, a feeling of finality washed over me. The time to choose was now, and against my better judgement, I was in agreement with Golthuem. Objectively, he was just as trustworthy as the strange chest and the first R.O.B. and they proved beneficial so far. I also couldn't deny that primal urge to dominate others. The thought was truly tempting, and at this point, I had already made two deals with questionably human entities, what was one more.

"Very well, I accept your gift, thank you." I muttered, and raised the worm above my head, opened my mouth towards it, and squeezed as hard as possible. A sweet grape like flavor flowed onto my tongue, quenching the thirst that I did not realize that I had.

"See, that wasn't as bad as you thought, now was it. Now you will develop your mind control powers and I'll walk you through it. I'll project my mind onto yours and make a visual representation of your powers in a format that is comprehensible to a mortal such as yourself. You have fourteen Mind-" He paused, and I felt the burn of the chains on my arm and then he resumed. "Fifty-six, yes, fifty-six Mindslaver points to spend and you must have zero or more at the end of this.

Chains of Olympus-2x, Double your CYOA Fun-2x= Fifty-Six Points

MEANS OF CONTROL: Ritual-1

SLAVE TYPES: Reluctant Slave-1, Unaware Slave-1

BOONS: Sensitivity-1, Lactation-1, Fuckable Nipples-1, Stretchy-1, Age Manipulation-1, Induce Fetish-1, Gender Swap-1, Cum Addiction-1, Pause-1, Triggers-1, Immortality-2, Orgasm Control-1, Tireless Servant-1, Self-Hypnosis-1, Shared Senses-1, Hive Mind-3, Maid Training-1, Combat Training-3, Charm-1, Fertility-1

POWERS: Illusionist-1, Pocket Dimension-3, Summoning-1, Dream Weaving-2, Alchemy-1

DRAWBACKS: Eldritch Horror+2, Deus Vult+1, Sign of Influence+1, Unnatural Aura+1, Star Guardians+2, The Abyss+2

PATRONS: Hell no, getting involved with all this Mindworm business is the extent of my foolishness, thank you very much!

SLAVES: Victoria Valentine, Alexandra Archibald, Fukawa Miyo, Jamie Smith, Mary Williams, Zynthia, Hayami Yui, Melissa, Gwedillth Everglade-4

POINTS REMAINING: 25

TOTAL POINTS LEFTOVER: 50