The Sizzling Scoundrel of Seatle: Studmuffin!

Miranda lands in front of the Seattle office of the FBI. It's surrounded by federal agents, police, and reporters. You stumble a little as she drops you, but nobody notices. The whole crowd is looking at Miranda's costume and the spectacular body inside. The women all look jealous, but the men are plenty happy to see her.

A tall, barrel chested officer runs up to Miranda. "Mega-Woman! I'm glad you came!"

Your formerly short friend straightens up, her full stature overshadowing the officer despite his size. She moves in close to him, her large chest almost touching his, and silkily says, "I always come. Don't you know that, Officer Donaldson? Or do I need to come by your place tonight for a demonstration?"

Rage fills you as the beefy police officer smiles up at your old friend. He doesn't deserve her! Why is she flirting with him! As they stare into each others' eyes you look over Miranda's huge breasts, her powerful hips, her long legs. You desperately want to scream at her that she shouldn't waste her time with this guy, but all that comes out is a meek, "Mega-Woman? Shouldn't do something about the villain?"

Without breaking her gaze with Officer Donaldson, Miranda slowly licks her full lips. She grabs the muscular officer's head and pulls him in for a passionate kiss. As he wraps his arms around her she grabs his ass with both hands and squeezes, lifting him off the ground. Their lips mesh together wildly while the photographers catch every angle of the Mega-Kiss.

Miranda abruptly drops Officer Donaldson and says, "You're right, little chum, it's time to head inside." She winks at the grinning officer on the ground and strides into the FBI building, her cape billowing behind her.

You follow, fighting off the urge to kick the lucky cop as you pass him.

Entering the large lobby, both of you see the problem right away. A dozen hostages are tied up, sitting next to an enormous stack of dynamite. Standing next to them is a gigantic man, 6'6" and muscular as hell. He's wearing combat boots, camo-pants, and leather gloves, but his chest is bare except for a tattoo of the letters "SD".

"Stud muffin!" Yells Miranda as she strikes a commanding pose. "I should have known only you could do something so foul!"

The handsome villain crosses his arms and laughs.

Studmuffin?! That's the name Miranda gave her villain? You want to scream at her that she's got comics all wrong, no villain would ever have such a dumb name. Yet when you turn to say that, you take in her beauty and all that comes out is, "You're pretty."

Miranda turns to you with a knowing smile. "Thank you, Wonder-Boy, but this isn't the time. Right now, I have a very important job for you. This is vital to our mission!"

She needs you! She actually needs you! "Yes, Mega-Woman! I'll give you whatever you need!!"

"Good, now listen carefully. I want you to give me what's in the third pocket on the left of your utility belt."

"Belt? I don't have-"

A belt appears around your waste. You open the third pouch on the left and pull out a small canister. She takes the canister in her powerful hand, raises it, and sprays into her mouth.

"What was that, Mega-Woman? Antivenom? Some kind of power enhancer?"

"No," she says as she hands you back the canister and smiles flirtatiously at Studmuffin. "Breath Freshener."