The Roommate

Dina really didn't like her new roommate. She had found her on Craig's List and thought she would be a good match, but her roommate Florence was always walking around in the nude or her underwear. She did pay her half of the rent and utilities and was fairly neat, but she also was making weird sounds and chants in her bedroom, and weird smells and smokes were always leaking out.

One day Dina saw Florence with a wand. "What's that?"

"A magic wand."

"Yeah, right."

"Bippity, Boppity, Nude!"

"Oh my god!"

"Yep!"

"Give me my clothes back, bitch!" said Dina.

"Bippity, Boppity, Clothed!" Florence tapped Dina on the forhead.

A light engulfed Dina. She looked down. "That's better. What the fuck was that?"

"Just a parlor trick."

"Don't do it again! I'm running down to the market for some ice cream and a bottle of rose." Dina left, thinking she was clothed again, but she was still naked.

When the door closed, Florence laughed as she saw her naked roommate walk down the front sidewalk.