The Room With a Statue

Rainbow, Twilight, and Fluttershy had wandered down the hall and come to a large iron door in the stone wall and found it unlocked as they passed through into the room. The room was 60 feet across lengthwise, 45 feet across widthwise, and the ceiling was a good 45 feet above their heads. The room looked mostly empty, practically barren, save for the golden six-foot statue of a six-armed female figure on some sort of stone throne at the far wall.

Twilight went to examine the statue while she had Rainbow and Fluttershy examine the rest of the room. In anticipation of a fight, Rainbow pulled out one of her quivers of elemental arrows, from symbol she saw she guessed it was fire, and secured to her front waist facing up and towards her right arm at an upward angle before beginning to search the room. Fluttershy, catching sight of what Rainbow decided to do, brought her staff close to her body for a moment before she started going around tapping the floor before her with the lower section of her staff.

Twilight caught the sound of her two companions doing their distinctive searching styles as she approached the statue. The statue appeared to be that of a female diamond dog, commonly referred to as a bitch, completely devoid of any attire with a buxom chest, by her estimates maybe an F-Cup, and small assortment of writings obscured by the dust in the room around the statue. Twilight, not wanting to accidentally trigger any traps, blew the dust off the script.

Twilight’s eyes bulged, the first set of words she saw were in an old Diamond Dog script, she was well-versed in the language thanks to her many studies, the script referred to the figure as the “Goddess of Fertility and Subjugation” but after clearing the rest of the text of dust she found absolutely no mention of the deity’s name, or titles for that matter. Twilight knew that Diamond Dogs had mostly abandoned their religion ages ago, well before the founding of the nation she and her friends now lived within, in favor of a much more simplistic and somewhat materialistic life, none of the resources she found on the subject even speculate on why this cultural shift happened, or even how long it took to take effect or implement. That said, the presence of this statue indicated that the Diamond Dogs had a far more sophisticated culture than they do now and that this room was a place of worship, which would mean the statue was actually an idol, a huge idol that had far more significant cultural and academic value than its supposed monetary value.

“Um, Twilight,” came Fluttershy’s voice, quite a bit louder than Twilight or Rainbow was used to, “the door closed behind us while we were preoccupied and seems to be sealed shut, none of my attempts to damage or **** it open have done anything. Rainbow even tried heating the area with the lock with some of her equipment to help out but it didn’t have any noticeable effects on our attempts to open the door.”

After thinking things through a bit, Twilight said, “From what I managed to uncover, this is some sort of worship hall, maybe you have to wait a set amount of time or perform some sort of ritual.”

“How long did ancient worship ceremonies typically last,” inquired Rainbow, she had a bit of an edge to her voice.

“A few hours at the very least,” said Twilight, “but I doubt we really want to remain here that long. Chances are, to prevent magical interference, the chamber was treated with something that doesn’t allow spells to extend beyond the walls of the chamber and prevent spells from external sources from reaching this room. I doubt my teleportation spell could get us out of here, once we’ve left this maze of tunnels I’m going to see to it we have some magical researchers study every room they can in this place, in the most minute details possible.”

“That sounds great and all, Twi,” said Rainbow as she continued to search the room, “but don’t you think you should be putting that big brain of yours towards getting us out of here at the moment? Or, at least, figuring out what’s up with the statue?”

“Oh, right,” said Twilight with obvious embarrassment, “Fluttershy, you’re more well-versed in religious matters than either of us. What can you tell us about Diamond Dog fertility goddesses?”

Fluttershy stopped to think a bit before saying, “Not a whole lot, I’m sorry to say, I never learned any names or titles. Diamond Dog religions are so obscure I barely had them touched on in my formal studies, and when I tried to expand my knowledge on the subject, there were very few official or academic sources covering it. All I can tell you is that they had at least a dozen fertility deities, only two or three of which were male with the rest being female.”

Twilight thanked Fluttershy and went back to her investigation, turning back to the statue she realized the figure was pleasuring itself on some kind phallic object. She leaned closer to the statue, and without realizing it touched the idol.

Upon Twilight’s contact with the idol it came to life, getting up off the throne to reveal a massive golden penis of unknown origin, the phallus seemed to change every few seconds to the penis design of the different races that occupied Equestria and the surrounding areas, and looked to be almost as big as the statue itself. Twilight called out an alert to the others just as the immense phallus was swung at her as if it were a colossal club; she barely managed to dodge it and teleported back almost 15 out of reflex.

The statue’s mouth did not open but a metallic reverberating female voice filled with superiority and lust announced, “You shall be made the sex slaves that pave the way to my reascension.” The golden figure then turned its attention towards Fluttershy, who was now the closest target. With alarming speed managed to rush forward and bash the yellow pegasus in the gut with the phallus, which at that moment was in the form of a stallion’s penis, and Fluttershy was down. She appeared to still be conscious but was caught in some sort of sexual fantasy, as was evident by her erotic cries and moans in addition to her statements that sounded like she was caught in some kind of sexual situation where she was being dominated in some capacity. The yellow mare also fondling herself was a big give away.

Rainbow fired two fire arrows at the statue, the first missing but second managing to get the idol where the eyes would be on another living being. The goddess seemed to halt for a moment before holding the ever-changing golden phallus in its three right arms as it pulled the arrow out with its topmost left arm. Twilight took advantage of the situation and unleashed a series of six rays of heat upon the idol’s back; gold started to melt off the statue to reveal a figure underneath. The figure was caught off guard so hard that it dropped the ever-changing phallus.

Rainbow, in a moment of panic, having noticed the fire arrow do very little damage, reached into her bag and grabbed a random arrow, she aimed for the small hole she had put in the statue’s forehead and fired the shot. With immense luck the arrow sank into the hole and struck the figure beneath the gold, the whole thing turned into a pile of golden dust, leaving the massive golden weapon and a large pile of gold dust behind as the only proof it had been there. Almost as soon as the seemingly living statue disappeared, Fluttershy snapped out of her sexual delusion and only said, “Oh dear,” when she came too.

“Well, that was a pain and a half,” snarked Rainbow Dash.

“Great work, Rainbow, since you released the final blow, you get to take its weapon as a trophy.”

Rainbow looked at the ever-changing golden phallus and said, “Are you sure that thing was its weapon, it looked to me like anypony hit by that gets caught in a sexual fantasy of some kind. How am I going to even carry it? My bags aren’t that spacious.”

“No worries,” said Twilight, “I’ll keep it in my special pocket dimension until we’ve cleared this place.”

“Sounds good to me,” said Rainbow as she went up to the ever-changing giant phallus and picked it up, she found it to be surprisingly light, and before everyone’s eyes it changed its size to be just a little bigger than Rainbow’s shortsword. “Um, Twi,” she said in confusion, “I think the artifact solved the problem for us.”

While they were gathering things up, Twilight collected the dust of the statue in a set of jars she then placed in her bag, the three heard the sound of stone scraping on stone and looked up over to see the place on the wall where the statue had been was now revealing a hallway that was behind it. After gathering up everything, and checking the room one last time, the three ponies made their way into the hallway.