The Paper Bag Agent

Dylan stopped as she came to a halt behind a brick wall, hyperventilating with a face so red that she looked like she would explode. That was beyond humiliating! And all she had to show for it was a paper bag that was currently covering her womanhood!

Dylan sighed as she looked over the bag, wondering how to wear it. If she cut eyeholes in the bag, she could at least conceal her face from any other people she came across. On the other hand, it would be extremely difficult to breath and see with the bag over her head. Not to mention, all it would take was a passing car or a strong gust of wind to expose her face once more.

That left only one option...

With a sigh, the naked agent carefully ripped open the bottom of the bag before stepping into it, pulling it up her bare legs and ass as it stopped at her hips. Using one hand to hold the bag in place, Dylan placed her other arm over her breasts and blushed profusely as she made her way out from behind the wall.

Dylan couldn't believe this. Here she was, a trained secret agent, naked, covered in blueberry syrup, cake on her ass, and now wearing a paper bag as a skirt as she tried to make her way back to the rendezvous point on foot. Could this night get any more -

She strangled that thought immediately. Something like that was the absolute last thing she wanted or needed right now! Right now, she needed a ride, which meant that she had to try and hitchhike once more. Standing at the side of the road, Dylan kept the arm over her breasts as she stuck out her thumb, praying that the next car to pick her up wasn't a police car.

After several minutes of no cars driving by, Dylan turned around and was about to throw in the proverbial towel when she heard a vehicle driving down the street towards her. The second she looked back, a sports car sped past and through a puddle, splashing her with water and soaking her. Dylan spat and spattered as she removed the arm from her breasts and began to wipe her face.

"Sorry." Alex said from the car, not recognizing the woman she had just splashed as she drove to the rendezvous point. If what Natalie said was true, Charlie was in grave danger. And after her own near **** experience that ruined her romantic evening with Jason, she had more than enough reason to believe it. She probably would have helped that poor woman on the side of the road on normal circumstances, but right now, she needed to meet up with Natalie and Dylan.

However, as she looked up again at the nearly naked woman on the side of the road through her mirrors for a brief second before returning her gaze to the road, Alex couldn't help but feel that she had seen her somewhere else before...

"Bitch!" Dylan spat as she glared angrily at the car speeding down the road, not realizing who was driving away. Now on top of everything else, she was soaking wet for the second time tonight; and right after she had just gotten dry from her dip in the zoo fountain, too!

And as if that wasn't enough, looking down, the naked agent saw that the water had soaked the bag, causing it to crumble away. With an annoyed groan, Dylan let the wet paper bag fall to the ground and stepped out of it, not seeing any point to holding on to it now as she walked towards the rendezvous point wet, naked, covered in blueberry syrup, and with dried cake frosting on her ass.

Dylan muttered to herself angrily to herself as she continued down the road, unable to believe how her night had gone. And apart from the sports car, not a single car had driven by on this surprisingly dead road.

Dylan wasn't sure if this was a blessing or a curse at this moment.

As she continued down the road, Dylan looked up to see something that made her gasp before a hopeful smile came to her face. It was small donations center on the outskirts of the city. She could finally get clothes, and maybe even some transport like a bike or something. And the loading bay doors were carelessly left wide open!

With a giddy grin, Dylan sprinted towards the charity store and past a sign. Unfortunately, she completely missed the part of the sign that read, "24 Hour GoodWill!"

And as she was entering from the back, she had no idea that the parking lot was full...