The.....Oscars?!

That's right! You didn't read wrong, and that screenshot of a nude Aubrey Plaza holding a microphone and award over her bits is very much the correct thumbnail!

After much legal delegation, ENF-TV has officially acquired....The Oscars!

In this thrilling new yearly installment, a new panel of judges is working hard behind the scenes to elect by vote one lucky (or unlucky!) beautiful and renowned actress or pair of female stars per year to host The Oscars! But to do so....they're going to have to wear their best- their birthday best! It's an always female, always ENF-TV Oscars, with an ALWAYS birthday suited MC! And that's the ENF-TV promise!

This year your host is.......

NOTE: Remember to buy the Grammy Awards.