The One Off Christmas Special

"Good morning Barbara." Dave whispered into Barbara's ear as they spooned in Dave's bed.

"Good morning Dave! Did you sleep well?" Barbara asked as she pressed her bubble butt into Dave's morning wood.

"I did." Dave kissed the back of her head. "Are you excited for your first Christmas?" Dave asked as he brought his hand that had been draped over Barbara's waist up to her petite breast. "I may have a couple Christmas presents for you..." Dave began to toy with Barbara's hard nipple causing Barbara to let out a little moan.

"I think I can feel one of my presents right now." Barbara again pressed her bubble butt into Dave's hard cock.

"O there's more than that babe." Dave pinched her nipple causing her to squirm in his arms. "I've got a couple special treats for you." Dave kissed the back of her head. "Let's get up and go to the kitchen." Dave said as he tossed back the covers.

Barbara excitedly hopped up from the bed and rushed out of the bedroom and into the kitchen. "I'll be right there." Dave said as he walked into the bathroom to take a piss. "This is going to be fucking awesome." Dave thought as he stood over the toilet taking a piss. All through the night Dave had been having crazy Christmas themed dreams and one in particular was still stuck in his head. "I can't wait to see what a Christmas cocktail will do to her..." Dave finished up in the bathroom and made his way into the kitchen where Barbara stood waiting for him. "You ready for your presents?" Dave asked as he walked up to the petite nude woman and gave her a kiss passionate kiss on the lips.

"You bet your sweet ass I am!" Barbara said as winked and slapped she Dave on his underwear covered ass.

"Good girl." Dave smirked and began pulling items out of the refrigerator. As few seconds later the counter and Dave's little table were littered with bottles of liquid. "But wait there's more!" Dave said as he hurried over to the **** fridge and began pulling out bottles of liquor. "Give me a hand." Dave instructed as he carried over a couple bottles to the counter. Barbara hurried over and grabbed the bottles Dave had left on the floor and brought them over to the counter.

"Do I get to drink all of these?" Barbara asked as she held up a bottle of peppermint schnapps.

Dave chuckled at Barbara's question. "No..." He said shaking his head. "But I am going to whip you up a couple Christmas cocktails." Barbara's eyes lit up in anticipation. "I just need to decide which cocktail I want to whip up first...." Dave began shuffling through the bottles that covered the countertop to take stock of everything he had. "Okay..." Dave mumbled as he pulled out his phone and began searching for interesting recipes. After a bit of searching Dave finally found one that sounded interesting. "Here we go!" Dave said as he picked up his bottle of Irish cream. "The first drink I think I'll mix up is called the Butter Udder."

Barbara shot Dave a confused look. "But that doesn't sound christmasy..."

"Well..." Dave grabbed a bottle of whole milk. "Aren't you supposed to leave milk and cookies for Santa?" Dave wiggled the bottle of whole milk in front of Barbara's face. "This has whole milk, Irish cream, and butterscotch schnapps in it." Dave grabbed a glass from the kitchen cabinet. "So this is kind of like leaving milk out of for Santa..." Dave began to pour in the Irish cream into the glass. "Except, this sounds like more fun that a regular old glass of milk." A couple pours later Dave held up the milky cocktail. "So you wanna drink this now, or do you want me to fix up your other drinks?"

"Now please!" Barbara said excitedly as Dave handed her the drink. Not wasting any time Barbara brought the glass to her lips and quickly down the milky concoction. "OOoooOOooo!!! That burns!" Barbara said licking her lips. "This is what **** tastes like? It's very interesting!" She smiled and raised her eyebrows at Dave. "What's next?!?!"

Dave held up one finger in the air. "Just hold up a second." Dave said as he studied her face and hair. "That's where the changes seem to always start at..." He thought, while Barbara continued to smile at Dave and do the Abed-esque eyebrow raises. "When is the drink going to..." Barbara's face suddenly went from excitement to concern as she let out a burp.

"Pardon me..." She said as she patted her stomach which looked a bit fuller to Dave.

"Is she?" Dave watched as her stomach seemed to press out and gain a bit of mass. "Is she gaining weight?" He thought as her hips appeared to widen.

"What is it Dave?" Barbara asked looking down as he soft belly and expanding lower half. "Woah!!!" She said spinning around to show Dave her extra thick ass. "It's so juicy!!!" She slapped her round jiggly ass. "I can't believe that a drink called butter udder would give me a dump truck!" She wiggled her ass and then turned back to face Dave. "I figured my boobs would have gotten bigger." She cupped one of her small breasts and gave it a shake. "Thank you Dave!" She said rushing up to Dave and giving him a tight hug.

"Yeah..." Dave wrapped his arms around Barbara. "I figured it would have..." Dave could feel and extra pressure against his belly. "Wait a second!" Dave thought as he broke their hug and took a step back. "Your tits!" Dave exclaimed.

Barbara looked down to see her once non-existent little breasts were now perky handfuls. "I've got titties!" She said bouncing up and down in front of Dave.

Dave was speechless as he watched Barbara bounce. It was if every time she landed her breasts grew a bit bigger. "Holy shit..." Dave thought as Barbara's handfuls were rapidly expanding.

"Wow my titties are jumbo sized!" Barbara stopped bouncing and cupped her pillowy breasts. "Do you like 'em Dave?" Barbara jiggled her breasts in her hands. Dave silently nodded yes. "Yay!" Barbara said as she rushed up to Dave and gave him another hug. She made sure to smash her massive tits tight against Dave. "What's my next drink Davey?!?!"

"Ummm..." Dave was still in a bit of shock. He wasn't expecting cute little Barbara to turn into a top heavy curvy vixen from one little drink. "Let me see what I can mix up for you..." Barbara let loose of Dave and Dave took a step back to eye up Barbara. "She's got tits like Tessa Fowler and an ass bigger than Eva Lovia..." Dave shook his head in disbelief. Turning back to the counter Dave grabbed his phone and began looking up another drink for Barbara. After a bit of searching Dave finally turned back to Barbara who was lustfully staring at Dave. "Okay, next I will be whipping up a..." Dave paused for a moment. "A Hot Young Lady..." He grabbed the Irish cream again.

"Mmm sounds tasty." Barbara said biting her lip. "What's in it big boy?"

Dave tried to keep his composure. "Irish cream, peppermint liqueur, Kahlua coffee liqueur, and cinnamon schnapps." Dave poured a shot of peppermint liqueur in a new glass. "See it's kind of festive..." He took a deep breath and continued to mixed up the drink. Turning back to Barbara he handed her the drink.

"Don't mind if I do lover." She winked at Dave and downed the drink. Barbara smiled as she sat the glass on the counter. "So..." She got around in front of Dave and pinned him to the counter. "What do you think is going to happen to me now?" She smiled wickedly at Dave as she ran her hands down his chest. "Am I going to become a hot young lady?" She asked in a breathy voice.

Dave could already see the faint lines on Barbara's face disappearing. "Fuck this is hot..." Dave thought as Barbara's hair took on a more vibrant red hue and white streaks began to appear in her hair. Barbara said nothing as she continued to run her hands up and down Dave's chest. Dave did his best to keep his composure as Barbara's face regressed into that of a sexy college girl.

"Do you like what you see Davey?" Barbara took a step back and cupped her massive breasts which looked to be getting bigger. "Don't you just want to suck on these big tits." She lifted one of her big beautiful breasts up to her mouth and began to run her tongue around her nipple. "Come on Davey. Don't make me beg for it." She said letting go of her massive breast. Her breasts were so large now they almost hung down to her belly button, and yet they still retained a very youthful shape.

Dave doing his best to resist Barbara's invitation watched on as Barbara's little belly flattened a bit, and her hips looked to narrow slightly as her butt firmed up. "What have I created..." Dave thought as he stared at Barbara.

"Well?" Barbara's voice no longer had that southern twang to it. "Do I get another drink or are we trying out this body?" Barbara asked. She had a bit of an Irish accent now. "Come on baby..." Barbara once again pinned Dave to the counter. "Let me give you your Christmas present."

Dave looked down at Barbara's 20 something year old face and ran his fingers through her red and white hair. "Well aren't a just the luckiest boy in the world." Dave leaned in for a passionate kiss and lifted Barbara up. Instinctively she wrapped her legs around Dave's waist and he carried her over to the couch. They continued to make out as Dave sat down on the couch with Barbara still straddling him. With Barbara kissing Dave passionately and grinding on his rock hard cock, Dave broke free of Barbara's lips and began kissing her neck. Slowly his kisses moved down to her massive breasts. "These are fucking spectacular..." Dave thought as his tongue flicked her hard nipple causing Barbara to shudder and moan. Lifting up her massive breast with both hands, Dave began to tease and suck on Barbara's nipple.

Not saying a word Barbara grabbed the back of Dave's head and smash his face tight into her breast. "Don't stop..." She whimpered as Dave continued to play with her nipple. Surprised by how much pleasure Barbara was getting out of his sucking Dave got a bit more aggressive with his tongue and freed up one hand to begin teasing her other nipple. Barbara continued to moan and squirm in Dave's lap until she let out deep sexual moan and her body began to shudder. "Bingo!" Dave thought as he brought Barbara to her first orgasm.

After what seemed like a 2 minute long orgasm Barbara finally regained her sense. "Davey..." She pulled him free of her breast. "Fuck me! Fuck me Davey! Fuck me!" She moaned. Dave nodded yes and Barbara hopped off it lap. Barbara grabbed the waist of Dave's underwear and quickly pulled them off to expose his hard cock. Not saying a word, Barbara hopped back up in Dave's lap and took hold of his cock. Slowly she lowered herself down onto his penis.

"O fuck yes it feels real." Dave thought as his dick slid into her tight moist vagina. Barbara closed her eyes and began to slowly ride Dave's cock, while Dave continued to tease and toy with her massive breasts. Slowly but surely Barbara began to pick up the pace as the occasional moan escaped her lips. After a couple minutes of vigorous humping Dave felt Barbara's body get tense. "Another one!" Dave thought as Barbara let out loud moan. She did her best to keep up the pace, but the orgasm was so strong she collapsed onto Dave's chest. With her massive breasts smashed against Dave's belly and her face pressed against Dave's chest, Dave decided it was time for him to take charge. "Now it's my turn." Dave thought as his hands slid down to her fleshy bubble butt.

With Barbara still in the midst of a mind numbing orgasm Dave took control. "There it is..." Dave thought as he settled into a pace that seemed to be setting off fireworks in his head. With two handfuls of firm ass in his hands, a pair of massive breasts smashed against his body, and a moaning Barbara quivering on top of him, Dave could feel his mind begin to cloud over. "There it is..." Dave thought as he felt himself begin to orgasm. "FUCK!!!" Dave moaned as he continued thrust into Barbara, but the orgasm was too strong and Dave collapsed back into the couch with Barbara still on top of him. "Holy shit... Barbie that was amazing" Dave said trying to catch his breath.

Barbie looked up at Dave with her glazed over eyes. "That... That was spectacular... O M G sex is amazing!!!" She said before letting her head face back on Dave's chest. She could still feel Dave's erect cock pulsing inside her vagina.

"Merry Christmas Barbie." Dave said as he tilted his head down and gave her a kiss on her head.

Happy Holidays! -ThisIsNoOne