The Office

After a seemingly excessive shower, I was being very careful to not get any razor cuts, I believe I have achieved the goal of a shaved pussy. "Ah, yes." I told myself. "That's way better!" As I am now inspecting my work , using a hand mirror.

"Yup. I'd eat that!" I approved. Time for bed. I have to work tomorrow. But first I should pee so I don't have to amid my night's rest. The seat was cold at first and it seems like I'm spending a crazy amount of time getting this to work. Since I have no experience with this 'equipment', I don't have any idea on how...just then I noticed a warm sensation down there right as my knees happened to touch while I fidgeted so I stopped moving around and relaxed enough to let it happen. "Wow. That seemed to take a long time before the tinkeling stopped." Wipe, flush.

"Well this is a nice thong panty!" I held it up checking out the print before slipping into it. "Bright white with tiny blue flowers and the minute loops on all the edges." I pulled the sides up over my non-existent hips to seat it between my butt cheeks before getting myself between the sheets.

I can't help it. I'm a man and there is a pussy within reach! I can't keep my fingers from invading the front of my thong through the leg openings!

As hard as I tried, even with all the female lube I produced, I was unsuccessful in achieving a clitoral orgasm before finally falling asleep until my regular 6:30am alarm.

Once out of bathroom, I shed the thong and chose a mid-rise, skin tone panty brief with inch and a half scalloped lace waistband before getting dressed in my regular work clothes.