The Naughty Pukwudgie - Part 3

We cut to another car on the same road. On the driver’s seat we see Sarah (played by Courtney Henggeler) and next to her, Lucy (played by Riki Lindhome).

LUCY (looking frustrated): -Baby, why is it so difficult for you to understand?

SARAH: -Because you’re my wife, that’s why!

LUCY: -Sarah, I love you, and having sex with other people is not gonna change that.

SARAH: -I just don’t like the idea of anybody else fucking you, okay?

LUCY: -But it would be just sex! No feelings: just plain fornication...

SARAH: -I knew I shouldn’t have married a bisexual. You’re all the same. You don’t know what you want!

LUCY: -Sarah, you are my wife and the love of my life. But I have other needs that you can’t satisfy…

SARAH (looking sad): -If only you knew how much it hurts every time you say that…

LUCY: -Don’t be silly. You know how much I love you...

SARAH: -Then why the fuck do you want to bang with other people, Lucy? I don’t have that need. I have enough with you. Why am I not enough for you?

LUCY: -Of course you’re enough! You’re everything to me. It’s just that, every now and then, I need… you know, that other thing that you don’t like.

SARAH (looking disgusted): -I hope you don’t mean what I think you mean…

LUCY: -Of course I do, Sarah! Dicks! I mean dicks! I need a dick every now and then, okay?

SARAH: -Eww… I’m driving on an empty stomach. You’re gonna make me puke…

LUCY: -You should try it before you knock it… Maybe that’s what you need to stop being so uptight: a big fat cock!

SARAH: -Oh, my God… Do you know how homophobic that sounds?

LUCY (laughing): -Make it three cocks, then. One in your cunt, one in your ass and one in your mouth, gagging you real good.

SARAH (laughing): -Eww! Stop it! I’m gonna puke, I’m not kidding.

LUCY: -Okay, okay… I guess this is a bad moment to tell you what I bought for lunch, then…

SARAH: -What?

LUCY: -Sausage rolls.

SARAH: -You bitch.