The Naked Professor

"Are you sure she can't wake up?" Jake asked Bash nervously.

"How many more times do I need to tell you she's totally frozen in time? If you don't believe me try moving her around. I promise you she won't react at all."

Jale tentatively moved one of Jenny's arms and placed it across her stomach, then pulled the other one up so her hand was tucked behind her head. Sure enough she remained peacefully sound asleep as if nothing was happening.

"You see? The perfect crime! It's literally impossible for you to fuck this up."

"What if you suddenly unfreeze her like you did with Claire in the restaurant? "

"Oh for fucks sake, I fixed that for you didn't I?" Bash sighed wearily "Besides, do you seriously think I would ruin the sweet deal we've got living in this posh pussy paradise by getting you thrown out of it?"

"I still don't know. This isn't really a joke is it" Jake hesitated a moment "This is more like..."

"It's a joke, Jakey" Bash cut in quickly to derail that train of thought "A funny, sexy prank. She'll wake up totally naked tomorrow and have no idea why or how it could have possibly happened. And nobody else will ever see this, because you were considerate enough of the professor's modesty not to go along with either of my other, cooler ideas. But your prank debt to me will still be complete, because that's just how much of a pal I am to you. This is a win win situation for everyone."

"Right, okay then" Jake reached down towards Jennifer's top "But if you fucking unfreeze her I'm going home and we're never coming back here again."

"Hey, I hear ya loud and clear buddy!" Bash theew his hands up defensively.

Jake leaned over nervously and fumbled with trembling fingers at Jenny's top for a few moments before pulling it up and managing to lift it over her head and away from her body. He then stood back and marvelled at the sight that was now laid out in front of him like an extremely hot museum exhibit.

"It's just that easy!" Bash beamed as he offered Jake a high five that was limply returned "As you know, I've not exactly been the President of the Jenny Jerkoff fanclub over the years but even I have to admit she has amazing tits."

"Yeah" Jake agreed wholeheartedly, unable to take his eyes away from them.

"You wanna touch?"

"I shouldn't"

"Damn Jakey, you think you haven't danced right over the ethical line already here? You may as well enjoy yourself while you're on the dark side!"

Jake reached out a hand and lightly brushed Jennifer's nipple before, realising she still wasn't moving an inch and feeling emboldened, he gave her breast a proper squeeze.

"There, doesn't it feel good to be bad?" Bash grinned wickedly.

"Okay, I guess I need to take her shorts off now don't I?" Jake reasoned "just to complete the prank and get you off my back."

"Nah, this is fine"

"What?"

Jake swivelled round almost in a panic.

"This is fine." Bash repeated with a shrug "She wakes up tomorrow with her boobs out and no memory of how it happened and you get a topless photo of the professor. The prank still works. Our business here is concluded"

Jake stared at his friend achingly, not knowing quite what to do.

"Of course, if you decided that you wanted to take her shorts off anyway and of your own volition then I certainly wouldn't disapprove of your plan or try to stop you. Just as long as you don't bitch at me for making you do it further down the line."

Jake hesitated to consider the implications of this. But not for very long.

"She'll never even know anything happened, right? I mean, she'll probably just think she stripped herself while she was half asleep and then forgot about it. It'a a pretty hot night after all."

"And I have a feeling it's about to get even hotter" Bash grinned while rubbing his hands like a pantomime villain.

Suddenly aware he was breathing quite heavily and carefully manouvering himself so as not to poke himself in the stomach with his erection as he bent over, Jake pulled Jennifer's shorts down her legs and tossed them onto the floor next to her bed.

"Oh man, you definitely made the right decision - look at that sweet pussy! She must have literally shaved it right before bedtime. I can see why you've gone soft on her Jakey, even if she is still Little Jenny Jerkoff when all is said and done."

Jake was saying nothing and had for once managed to drown his imaginary friends endless running commentary on his every move out of his mind. All he could do was look down in awe at the vision of unfiltered beauty lying fully naked and on display for him.

"We can't stay here all night buddy. If you want to preserve that image I'd humbly remind you of the old adage that a photograph will last longer."

Jake fumbled around clumsily with his phone and took a handful of pictures of the naked professor just to be sure.

"Wanna flip her over and get the rear view as a chheky bonus before we shoot off?"

At this point there was absolutely no reason to draw a moral line at that suggestion so with some effort Jake managed to roll Jennifer, who was heavier than she looked, onto her stomach and took another couple of photos.

"Man, look at dat ass!" Bash enthused licking his lips "Okay, I think our work here is done!"

"You know, even though I can't deny how hot that was I kind of feel bad about doing it now" Jake fretted as the pair made the short journey back to his room.

"Bad enough to delete those photos rather than jerk off over them the second as I leave you alone?" Bash grinned wickedly as he posed his rhetorical question "You did good tonight, man. You got your kicks without doing anyone any harm. Trust me, once you realise you can have as much sexy fun as you want with literally no consequences you learn to stop worrying about shit like that and just enjoy the ride. Stick with me as your mentor in mischief, and you'll soon find that out for yourself.."