The Naked Contestant

"Now listen here, Lizzie! I'm not -" Sonia began, only to stop as the sorceress' words finally clicked in her brain. "Did you just say that the prize is a potion that can help restore manna and get me back home?"

"Yep!" Lizzie beamed, "And all you'd have to do is win the Polyocca game!"

Sonia thought about it for a second, looking out at the field. On the one hand, this game looked way too wild and dangerous; even wilder than most of the fantasy stuff she had been **** to sit through back in her universe. On the other hand, the rules seemed simple enough, and she did want to get back home sooner than three weeks...

"Alright, I'm in."

"Oh, thank you, Sonia!" Lizzie cheered as she hugged the damp and nude woman. "I promise, you won't regret this!"

"Somehow I doubt that..."

"Welcome to Polyocca sign-in." A bored woman said to Lizzie and Sonia as they arrived at a booth. Well, Sonia assumed the bipedal dog-creature in front of them was a woman who was bored, but was far to distracted by the two other heads coming out of her neck; one in the middle with a normal collar, one on the left with a pink diamond studded collar and a ponytail, and one on the right with a black spiked collar with a mohawk.

"Name?" The middle head asked.

"Elizabeth Winifred Excalibur XXV." Lizzie said with a smile, "And this is my summon, Sonia."

"Aww! She's a little stinkin' cutie!" The head on the left said in an overly excited and peppy tone, a wide toothy smile on her muzzle.

"WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT, YOU FREAK?!" The head on the right snarled angrily at Sonia, growling as she glared at the nude woman.

"Uh, nothing! I just..." Sonia stammered, "I just never saw a three headed dog person before is all."

"WE'RE NOT A FREAKIN' DOG! WE'RE A CERBERUS!" The angry head snarled.

"Okay, geeze! You don't need to be a bitch about it." Sonia argued, getting a response of an enraged growl from the right head and a cute head tilt from the left head. "Wait! I didn't mean that! I meant to say stop barking at me! No! That's not it either!"

"Look, please ignore our baby sister and sign the entry form." The middle head said to Lizzie, a hint of annoyance in her monotone voice.

Lizzie took the form and quill, bending over to sign the paperwork when a loud and boisterous laugh made her stop and turn around to see another woman around Lizzie and Sonia's age walking towards the booth.

"Well, well, well!" The other woman said with a cruel smirk. "Little Loser Lizzie. I'm surprised Mommy and Daddy actually let you out of the house, considering what an embarrassment to your family you are."

"Hello, Greta." Lizzie said with a frown, glaring at the woman in question. "Shouldn't you be helping your mom at that kids party?"

Greta laughed haughtily. "I have no shame in being the only member of The VonStormwind Family to actually be powerful enough to have real magic." She said smugly. Her eyes fell upon Sonia as a confused look came to her face. "Who's the naked freak?"

At being reminded of her nudity again, Sonia covered herself as her face went fire engine red.

"This is Sonia!" Lizzie introduced proudly, "She's my summon that I summoned for school!"

"This is your summon?!" Greta asked, laughing mockingly for a good minute before shaking her head. "Look, I can believe she's a summon due to looking slightly different than us, but only you can actually be pathetic enough to summon something as pathetic as this! Now, let me show you a real summon!"

Greta clapped her hands and, out of nowhere, an eight foot tall, six armed, werewolf-like creature leapt in front of them. The creature was dressed in some form of metallic armor with a sci-fi looking rifle strapped to her back.

"This is Queen Caseriux La Rougaru." Greta introduced, "Warrior Queen of the planet Lycan! What position does your summon hold?"

"Uh," Sonia said sheepishly, "I'm a... I work the drive-thru of a Burger Basher. I basically take orders, give people their food..."

"Ha!" Greta laughed. "It makes sense that a weak sorceress would waste what very little manna she had and still end up summoning a weak summon!"

Lizzie fumed as Greta continued to laugh, turning back to the entry form and quickly filling it out. "I'll show you!" Lizzie spat as she shoved the form into the cerberus' hands, "My summon is gonna win the next Polyocca game and prove we're not pathetic once and for all!"

"Oh ho! Confident, are we?" Greta asked with a chuckle. "Why don't we test that? See, Queen Caseriux and I had signed up just before you had. That means we both are competing in the next match."

"Fine by me!" Sonia said, finally deciding to stick up for Lizzie. "If you lose, you and Queen Whatchamacallit here leave Lizzie alone and admit she's not a loser in front of your entire kingdom... Butt. Ass. Naked!"

"Hmmm..." Greta said thoughtfully before shrugging, "Very well. I accept. However, when you lose," she grinned evilly, "not only does Little Loser Lizzie have to admit once and for all that she's a pathetic embarrassment to our entire universe, but she gives up magic permanently."

"D-deal!" Lizzie stammered, shaking Greta's hand before the latter laughed mockingly and walked off with her summon. Once they were gone, she turned to Sonia and said, "Thanks for that."

"No problem." Sonia replied before turning to the cerberus. "Now, where do I get fitted for a uniform?"

"'Uniform'?/'UNIFORM'?!" The three heads asked in unison.

"Uh..." Lizzie said, chuckling sheepishly as Sonia turned to her in confusion. "See, remember when I said there was gonna be an issue with giving you a towel or something? Well, summons can only wear the clothing they were wearing at the time they were being summoned. If they attempt to put on anything else, it will be instantly vaporized. And since you were aparently bathing when I summoned you... Um, oops?"

"... What?" Sonia said with a **** smile, her eye twitching like crazy.