The Mythology Girls' "Ascension"

You find yourself sluggishly walking through the school after the last bell rang. Hardly anybody is left after the day's classes, but you're in no rush to go home. You've already spent most of your last period talking with Ms. Petrova about your future options, but there's only so much a member of a supervillain organization can do. At this point, you're hoping one of the Night School girls comes in a little early.

As you walk past a classroom, you notice the door to the language class is slightly ajar. Out of curiosity, you decide to approach and see who is inside. Most, if not all, of your mythological girlfriends are having some kind of meeting with each other. Some of them are speaking in their natural dialect, making it too hard for you to understand what they're saying. Normally you'd drop in to say hi, but the last time you did that, Sekhmet was in the middle of changing her clothes. Seeing her naked was almost not worth the panic run you made fleeing the angry war goddess.

Fortunately, you remember that Alice and Hateya made a voice-to-text app on your phone for just such an occasion. You reach into your pocket, open the app, and hold it next to the door to catch the conversation.

"I'm telling you, elevating this many people to our status is a near impossibility!" Sif says.

"Oh, please! Do you have any idea how many women and men Zeus has done this to?!" Hera asks. "I've honestly lost count!"

"Yes, but that is one at a time!" Hathor says. "Doing it to this many people, not to mention a whole school, will take a lot of energy!"

"And won't stealing a whole school cause a lot of attention to be drawn to us?" Athena asks. "We're supposed to keep our identities a secret. We're already pushing our luck with how many women know of us."

"Hold on a minute," Aphrodite says. "We're still forgetting the most important thing: which of our homes are we talking this school to?"

"Um, ours! Obviously!" Freya says. "How can you beat being next to Valhalla and Asgard?"

"Well, Olympus doesn't have to worry about sleeping next to a bunch of loud, sloppy-eating jocks all day," Artemis says.

"Neither does the Duat," Bast says. "It's nice and quiet, and very homely!"

Izanami raises a hand. "Um, if I may make a suggestion?"

"We're not taking everyone into the Underworld!" Amaterasu interrupts.

"Ladies, does there have to be a contest?" Hestia asks. "What does it matter which world we take them to? We can all visit each other anyway."

"Oh, so I should have to spend the magic and energy transporting myself to Olympus while you sleep in? Nice try!" Sekhmet says.

You draw your hand back and try to think about what this means. What are these goddesses talking about? Are they seriously suggesting taking you, your girlfriends, and the school to Mount Olympus? Or Asgard? Or the Duat?