The Most Humiliating Show on Earth

As corny circus music started up, Dylan gave an embarrassed smile as she began to crab walk out of the ring. Suddenly, a loud, cartoonish siren rang out as a clown car made to look like a police car drove into the center ring, an entire army of clowns dressed as policemen scampering out and surrounding the naked agent.

"Please get out of my -" Dylan began, only to get cut off by a pie to the face, causing the woman to spit and sputter as she uncovered herself long enough to wipe the meringue off her face. "Why you little -"

Dylan was caught off again when another clown took a pie and smashed it against her womanhood, causing her to yelp as the audience laughed at the meaning. The clown in question was then bonked over the head by a female clown, who Dylan recognized as Bernice, before the female clown pulled a seltzer bottle from nowhere and took aim at the naked agent.

"Uh oh..."

Dylan spat and sputtered again as she was soaked by the seltzer, being soaked for the third time tonight. And while she was thankful that it removed the excess blueberry syrup (she unfortunately still had blue marks running through her hair and on her skin) as well as the dirt, she was none to pleased about being soaked in her face and womanhood by cold seltzer water.

And that still said nothing about the dried cake frosting on her ass.

With a snarl, Dylan went to strangle the clown... Before slipping on a banana peel and falling breast first into yet another banana cream pie as the audience roared in laughter. The agent got to her feet and growled, wiping the meringue from her breasts as Bernice wrote down on a notepad before ripping out three pieces and sticking them to Dylan's body; two over her nipples and one over her womanhood.

Looking down, Dylan saw that the sticky notes each repeated the same sentence: "Nudity = Fine".

"I don't have time for this!" Dylan screamed, her voice drowned out by the laughter and whistles of the crowd. She pushed her way past the clown cops just as a clown car made to look like a firetruck drove into the ring, with Samuel and a team of clowns stepping off it.

"Oh, what fresh hell is this?" Dylan groaned as she turned around to see a group of clowns aiming a fire hose at her... As well as a canon. "What fireman owns a freaking canon?!"

The clown with the canon didn't respond as he took aim and pulled the cord...

*BOOM!*

Covering Dylan in confetti and glitter, the little bits of colorful paper sticking to her wet skin and hair, and frosting covered ass. The audience roared in laughter as Dylan growled and stormed off, having had enough of this as the clowns continued their antics. As she marched towards the exit to the tent, the confetti began to flake off her until it was only coating her ass and hair while the glitter brought attention to the rest of her nakedness.

Dylan looked around as she left the tent, looking for any form of transport to get to the rendezvous point with. Her eyes finally locked on the last mode of transportation that wasn't being used for the circus act...

And let out a whimper and whine at what it was.

"Why me?"

Some time later...

"Are you alright?!" Alex worriedly asked as she got out of her car, walking up to Natalie as the blonde stepped out of her car. "What's going on?!"

"Something's going on!" Natalie replied, concerned laughter in her voice.

"Where's Dylan?" Alex asked.

*HONK! HONK!*

At that weird noise, Alex and Nat turned around and went wide eyed at the sight before them. There was Dylan driving towards them while crouching in a small clown car made to look like a convertible, completely naked, covered in glitter, blueberry syrup residue, cake frosting and confetti on her ass, clown makeup, meringue on her breasts, and confetti, leaves, and twigs in her hair.

The blonde and the Asian American woman merely looked at each other as Dylan pulled in to the rendezvous point, turning back to their naked friend and coworker as if they both thought the same question. Natalie opened her mouth to say something...

Only to be cut off as a mortified, exhausted, and exasperated Dylan held up her hand and staggered out of the tiny car, uttering only two words:

"Don't ask."