The Mennonite Madam

The blonde was escorted out by Jim, who showed her right down to the employee entrance to spare her the discomfort looks from Feeler’s employees. When he can back up, Jim from me in the room, mopping up his ‘relation’ with the blonde.

“Damn I would kick that one out of my bed!” Pausing for a second, “So Dave, any idea who this Lorraine she was talking about is?”

“Oh do I!” I put the mop down and went to my desk and took out an Ipad where all video recordings of our ‘relations’ were stored and typed in “Lorraine, Mennonite.” A microsecond later the thumbnail came up and I expanded it to full size before handing over the IPad to Jim. There on the screen was an Mennonite dyed blonde with big eyes, was sitting in the chair that the blonde sat in while in the office.

“That one thing, I hate about those Mennonite broads, they hide what they got under that black dress!”

Oh just wait Jim, I caught her in the lingerie department where she helped herself to a little number and went into the dressing room with it.

“And the problem with that was…?”

Oh she returned but the lingerie didn’t, that is not before I brought her up here and questioned her about what the overhead cameras caught!” I paused until the next image came up.

“Officer I swear I have no idea what you are talking about ,we Mennonites don’t wear that kind of clothing!”

“Really well then you can prove that beyond a shadow of a doubt, by either removing your dress here or downtown at the police station!