The Lower Half

“Her bum is rather sad!” Yells an audience member.

"I must agree my good sir, her rear is rather lacking, but what should we go with" Drake asks the audience.

"Dumptruck" Shouts an obnoxiously drunk audience member.

"Petite Gym bunny" Exclaims a fit woman herself.

"Kardashian" Yells another.

"Well, what you lack in agreement you make up for in spirit, although you have all certainly inspired me" Drake says as he produces a small black skirt.

"Would you my dear" He says handing you the skirt, it's barely enough to cover your petite frame, yet you're thankful for whatever modest coverage you can get.

Now for my next trick