The Land of Suburbia.

You steer your small spacecraft toward the land that the locals call "America." You land in one of the many residential-rings that the humans reside in. Some humans call them "Suburbs." It's quiet, unassuming and perfect for your glorious conquest!

You slither your way into one of the many backyards of the many homes in the area. It's there that you finally spot them. Humans. You have to admire the human form in a lot of ways. They are perfectly unique in so many ways. And they have such beautiful bodies. You must admit that you love humans and have loved them for some time. You've been pitching the Head Council for a conquest of Earth for a few years now. It was only your mysterious dream that gave you the courage to go through with it. Up until now, you've only admired them from afar. Their culture, their cities, their lovely lovely bodies.

The humans seem to gathered for some kind of party. You don't know what for. Why would you know that? Anyway. You spot two prime specimens for the first step of your glorious conquest. The first is a perfect example of the feminine form. Hips like... dang. And hair that's like... wow. Okay. You're not great at describing humans. Whatever. The female is quite an attractive one. With her form, you could sire a great many spawn and take over this planet in no time. Well, not exactly. It would probably take a while. But still. If you bang enough... Yeah, you could probably do it. She is accompanied by an equally attractive male. You believe him to be her mate. Look at him... With a body like that, you could spread your spawn far and wide. That would be a truly glorious conquest. Glorious indeed.

Well, decision time. The female or the male?