The Kitchen

John took his notebook and markers down to the kitchen. There was no one there. He sat at the table. He took the T marker and wrote: There is a cold beer in a frosted mug on the table.

John looked up, and his beer was there.

Just then his mom came in. "Where did you get that beer?"

"From the fridge."

"You're too young to drink."

Mom lets me do anything I want.

"But I guess it's OK. Don't forget to mow the lawn today."

Megan has to do all chores for this household including yard work.

"Oh, I forgot Megan has to do it."

"Do what?" asked Megan as she walked into the kitchen.

"Mow the lawn today," said mom.

"I have a date with Teddy tonight."

"Well, you better get to it then," said mom.

"Fine!" said Megan in a huff. She stormed out.

On Megan's date tonight, she will have a constant wedgie and let loose loud smelly farts once every 20 minutes.

John snickered to himself and took a sip of his beer. He thought about what to do with the rest of his day. His mom's cell phone dinged.

"Ugh," said his mom.

"Problem?"

"Ever since Dina got divorced, she wants to go out and act like a college kid. It's getting exhausting and frankly embarrassing."

John thought for a second. Dina was kinda low-key hot. He wrote: Mom will invite Dina over tonight to hang out and drink wine. Dina will accept. Dina thinks I'm sexy and gets horny around me.

"I think I'll just invite her over tonight," said mom. She started to text.

John smiled.