The Harem Society (Male Sam, female harem)

Just when you think your life can't get any weirder, you are thrown the biggest curveball ever. You stumble upon a secret society comprised of all the girls in your senior year, the female faculty, and even more. They all seem to be part of a group called The Harem Society.

You're not really sure what this Harem Society is. Aside from its membership, which seems to span the globe according to Chris, the girls have been extremely cagy about talking about its details. Not even Nebula, the school's resident conspiracy theorist, is willing to talk about what they're up to. Everyone is always sneaking off to secret meetings, Joyce is constantly running new missions, and Tammy claims that she spends her weekends, "planning the plans while planning the new plans." Whatever that means.

There's only one thing you're absolutely sure of: this Harem Society is totally devoted to one man in the world. And it's you. Every single one of the girls have pledged their undying love and loyalty to you in one way or another. Brittany and Tifany have your pictures every on their phone and lockers. Alena seems convinced you're some type of eldritch deity. Ms. Pershing and the teachers are rarely ever able to raise their voice at you no matter what mistake you make.

Even with all the love and support from these women, you feel like whatever they've got planned is sure to be massive.