The Hard way

You won’t let yourself fall victim so easily, especially in such a crowded place. Luckily, you happen to know a woman’s most powerful weapon. One capable of overpowering anyone, especially in a situation like this. You take in a deep breath. The man grins at you, thinking that you’re just assessing your options. And boy is he surprised when instead of responding, you let out the loudest, most high-pitch, girlish scream imaginable.

You follow that up by screaming, “HELP! HELP! PERVERT!” You grab onto your handbag, and smack the man in the face with every ounce of strength you possess. The man is seemingly frozen in shock as he makes no attempts to run or even doge your swings. A second later he snaps out of his daze and try’s to make a dash for the door between carriages. However, the moment he turns around he screams in pain as you see a woman pepper spray him in the eyes.

Using the confusion, you slip into the crowd and head to the door to the carriage. Before passing through, you turn around and take one last look at the man, only to see him get his knee busted by an old lady wielding a cane and two men (a young black man in a hoodie and an older white guy in a suit) football tackling him to the floor. You can’t help but chuckle at his karmic punishment. After all, a woman is most dangerous in a crowd. And with that you enter the other train car, avoiding any potential interaction with the authorities.