The Graduates

Becca and Stan were walking through the park on their way to have a picnic. They had just graduated high school and were looking forward to the summer before they went off to college. They had been dating for two years and were in love.

"What the hell?" asked Stan.

"What?" said Becca.

"Isn't that Kristi Potts?"

Becca looked to where Stan was pointing and saw Kristi Potts with her arms extended and a blank look on her face.

Becca and Kristi hated each other. They were friends in middle school, but when they went to high school, Kristi fell in with a tough crowd and became a bully and all around jerk even towards Becca. She had even threatened to "kick Becca's prissy ass" a couple of years ago after Becca would not let Kristin copy a term paper, and Kristi had also had a crush on Stan, and when Becca and Stan started dating, nasty rumors about Becca circulated, and she blamed Kristi.

Becca and Stan walked up to Kristi. "Kristi?" asked Becca.

"Yes, I will obey," said Kristi in a monotone.

"You will obey?" Asked Stan.

"Yes, I will obey."

"Is this a joke?" asked Becca.

"Yes, I will obey."

"Stick a finger up your nose," said Becca.

Without changing her expression, Kristi put a finger up her nose.

"Put a finger up your butt," said Stan.

Kristi reached her other finger down the back of her shorts and slid a finger up her butt.

"Damn, Kristi!" said Becca.

"Yes, I will obey."