The First Date

The man from the Desert awoke with a start. He threw his body up to be in a sitting position and took in his surroundings. He was in a small clinic, and based on the architecture of the interior he was back in Tybrim.

“Ah, sir please lay back down!” A nurse who had entered shortly after he had awoken spoke up.

“Eh, yes I was just surprised.” The man said as he gingerly laid his tender body onto the soft bed.

“I should say! I’m surprised you’re even among the living still sir. Not many people face a Sandragoon and live to tell about it. To take a Sandferno head on should have been suicide. So I mean it when I say I am surprised.” The nurse gave her honest appraisal of the situation. She wasn’t wrong either it was a huge risk to test his new magic in such an uncontrollable environment. However, he had succeeded in his goal of saving that amazonian woman who was noble enough at heart to sacrifice herself to save one of her own.

“Sir after I am done your check up you have a visitor. Would it be alright to send him in or would you prefer to get some more rest?” The nurse asked.

“Oh, I don’t see any reason to decline the guest. Who is it though?” He asked curious about who would be coming to visit him. He hailed from the Grand Kingdom and had no travel companions. He couldn’t image anyone from home had gotten here to visit him.

“Ah, that would be the King Elect of Tybrim, Wafrin.” The nurse replied.

“Hmm, very curious. Yes send him in.” He relied and the nurse finished up checking and retreating his wounds.

“Excuse me, may I intrude.” Wafrin addressed the man in a polite way as he entered the room.

“You may, please have a seat.” The man said as he gestured to the wooded chair in the corner of the room.

“No need thank you, I won’t take up much of your time.”

“Alright, I’ll cut right to the chase then. Why would the King Elect of Tybrim pay me a visit?”

“Right to business I see. You’ll find many like minds in a merchant city such as this. Worry not I haven’t come to harass you. In fact I came to give my thanks.” Wafrin said as he gave a bow. That gesture’s meaning was not lost on the man.

“Please raise your head, whether elected or not a king shouldn’t bow his head to anyone.” The man spoke quickly to the bowing king.

“I am not bowing to you as a king, but as a grateful man. You saved my dear friend, one of the few true friends I have. For that I sincerely thank you.” Wafrin said while maintaining the bow only straightening up when he had spoken his gratitude.

“Are you referring to the amazonian warrior?” The man asked.

“You are correct. Her name is Xerra, and I cherish her dearly. We grew up as friends, and I think of her as my little sister. Had she died three days ago when she was attacked by that monster… Well the world would have been a little less bright without her in it.” Wafrin said.

“So can I assume that is why I am in such an upstanding clinic as this? This was surly your doing.”

“An astute observation! Yes, I had you taken to the finest clinic in Tybrim after Xerra carried you back to the city. You also need not worry about treatment cost, I will finance that out of my own coffers.” Wafrin said humbly.

“I appreciate your generosity, and I won’t besmirch your honor by refusing. However, I would have saved her even if I had died where I stood. Therefore, this special treatment is entirely unnecessary.” The man responded.

“You should know that that kind of talk can be dangerous.” Wafrin warned.

“Oh, how so?” The man inquired.

“Xerra, has been waiting for a man like you. Brave, strong, kind, and able to accept an amazonian as unique as her. In other words she very much wants to meet you again and show her appreciation. However, if you don’t want to get involved in the way that she does I will offer you an out right now.”

“I appreciate everything you’ve done. You are a good man, and apparently an even better friend. Please tell Xerra that I will be delighted to escort her around the city as soon as the doctor gives me their consent to leave.” The man replied.

“I will at once! If you’ll excuse me.” Wafrin gave his farewell with a gleaming smile. As he reached for the door a thought struck him, and he turned to the man on the bed once again.

“Excuse me, may I inquire your name sir?”

“Ah of course, It’s Richter Lorrant” With that answered Wafrin opened the door and left.

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Many people were giving the pacing amazonian a wide birth as Xerra paced restlessly in the city square. Her stiff nervousness gave off an aura of intimidation to onlookers as her face was screwed up with anxiety. With her size and musculature many passerby alerted the city guard about the possibility of a rampaging amazonian. Of course the guards had been alerted by Wafrin that Xerra would be courted today by the gentleman that saved her life, and that they shouldn’t interfere with them or else they’d be cleaning the stables with a spoon for a week. Xerra was wearing a light blue colored bikini like piece of clothing, that was what amazonians considered “dressed up”, that matched her eyes. Her usual loin cloth covering was replaced by a skirt that extended down to her knee. She’d have worn a mini skirt like most amazonians would have, but her a monster cock **** her to wear more fabric than she was actually comfortable with. amazonians preferred to wear as little clothing as possible, it was just in their DNA. The extra fabric only made her more agitated, but she knew this was most likely her best shot at her dream. She both looked forward to and dreaded seeing Richter. She was so nervous she had gotten to the town square they were suppose to meet in 5 hours too early. Her panicked mind bounced from thoughts of future happiness and future despair as her imagination painted picture after picture of how this day would end. So immersed in her own thoughts that she completely missed Richter’s approach.

“Good day Lady Xerra, you look extraordinary today.” Richter spoke like a true gentleman. He was wearing a fancy red robe made of silk, perfect for a mage and a man trying to charm a woman on a date.

“Eeeeep! Ri-Ri-Ri-Richter! What are you doing here?” Caught off guard Xerra internally kicked herself over such a flub of an introduction.

“Ha, I do believe this was our meeting spot, or am I mistaken?”

“No, NO, you’re right. Please don’t leave!” God she hated how needy she was sounding, but **** would definitely be what she felt right now. Her shot at happiness with a man was in arms reach and she feared blowing it. Ironically it might be her **** approach that blows it for herself.

“Please calm yourself my lady. I am right here. I’m not running away.”

“Ah!” Was all she could get out. He read her nervous energy and faced it head on. Even though he was only as tall as just above her knees to her it really felt like he towered her at that moment.

“Also could you bend down for a second?”

“Oh, sure!” Xerra wasted no time in bending over so that they were eye to eye. From inside his cloak he withdrew a purple flower, not unlike a hibiscus. In the desert flowers were rare, and these type even more so. It was a single large flower that he slipped into her dark pink hair.

“Perfect, it truly complements your charm my lady.” He said as he stared at her blushing face.

“HaWah!” The completely infatuated Xerra couldn’t contain her excitement at this and couldn’t suppress the noise that slipped out, much to her embarrassment.

“Shall we depart?” Richter chose to overlook her excited expression and move on with the date.

“Y-yes, of course!” Xerra replied.

“As much as I am ashamed to admit it, I hope you have some places in mind for this stroll. I have been to this city very little, and I don’t have the foggiest idea of where to go.”

“YES! Leave it to me!” Xerra said, once more a little too excitable than intended.

“Then lead the way.” Richter said and the two wandered off to their first destination.

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The two walked in for a few minutes before the sights and sounds of a street bazaar became more clear and pronounced. As the couple wandered into the thick crowd of people wandering from shop to shop the smell of cooked meat became stronger and stronger.

“Here it is! My favorite place to eat in the whole city!” Xerra said jovially with a gesturing sweep of her arm. It was an open air make shift tavern. It consisted of the usual colorful cloth covering held up by poles. The bar itself was at the edge of the covering between the two poles closest to the crowd in the center of the road. It consisted on a slightly damp wooden plank held up by two stacks of crates on either side. There were a few barrels of some kind of alcoholic beverage behind the plank that had been tapped with a spigot. On the opposite side of the barrels was an open flame with skewered meat cooking over it while slowly dripping juice into the flame. On either side of the bar were two makeshift and shoddy tables and with two shoddy chairs per table. It looked like one would get a splinter just by grazing against them. Behind the bar was a gruff looking human man with a burly, greying beard and short sword strapped to his hip (not uncommon for street vendors in Tybrim). Serving drinks to the only occupied table was a human girl who wore a bar maid outfit that did little, perhaps by design, to cover up her generous rack. It looked like if she so much as sneezed her boobs would pop out with little resistance. Her face was demure and she had a charming beauty mark on the corner of her mouth. She was obviously hired not just for waitressing but as a means to entice passing men to spare a few coins for this makeshift tavern. Richter questioned if Xerra was serious about this place or just being humorous. However, the bar maid quickly put that notion to rest.

“Xerrie! Are you eating here today?”

“I am Cyra!” Xerra said happily.

“Ah, then let me go get it then! Hey gramps, Xerra’s here!” Cyra called back to the man behind the bar. The two both disappeared behind the back covering of the little hut and emerged with a comically large chair. It was no doubt saved for when a certain large amazonian regular came to town. They placed it on the other side of the bar opposite where the other two patrons were.

“Wait a sec, we’ll bring a barrel to heighten the table.” Cyra said to Xerra.

“Oh, but where would my date sit then?” Xerra said with a proud and showoffy tone. As she gestured down at Richter Cyra, who had been craning her neck up to look up at the massive amazonian, finally recognized the man by her side.

“Huuah! Do you have a boyfriend Xerrie!?” Cyra said delightedly as she jumped up and down.

“W-well this is our first date actually.” Xerra said with a slight blush.

“Did you hear that Gufreid! Xerrie’s finally snagged her a man!” Cyra chimed to the barman.

“I ain’t deaf kid, I heard. Which one of you youngins thought this here hovel was a good spot for a first date.” He asked but he looked straight up at Xerra indicating he already knew the answer.

“W-what! It’s no good?! But you guys have the best meat skewers in town!!” Xerra said astonishedly. The two at the bar groan at the amazonian’s naivety and inexperience in the realm of love.

“Pff-Hahaha! Oh that’s hilarious. It isn’t really a surprise though that an amazonian prefers a hearty and protein rich meal. I mean one look at their muscles would tell you that much. Xerra you really like this place right? If so then I’m happy to share such a place with you. Thank you for opening a bit of your world to me.” Richter spoke his heart to Xerra after laughing about her interaction with her bar friends.

“Hahwa! You’re so cool darling!” Xerra once again jumped the gun and gave him a pet name. She was sure he’d be creeped out by that, but after looking surprised for a moment he just smiled up at her and moved to sit down at the bar. After he sat down Xerra moved to sit in her much larger chair. She’d always dreamed of her lover pulling her chair out for her on a date like she’d seen done for other women, but with her chairs always being so large she put the dream to bed.

“Oh, my apologies, that wasn’t very polite of me to sit first!” Richter stood up and moved next to her chair. A faint glow washed over his body and he moved the chair with ease. Xerra sat down and expected to have to scoot herself into the table as there was no way he’d be able to move both the chair and her. She almost yelped when, to her surprise, she was gently tucked into the table. She looked over her shoulder and saw Richter pushing her and her heart skipped a beat. He soon sat across from her, and she just wanted to reach across the table and embrace Richter.

“Uh, how did you do that?”

“Oh, body strengthening magic. It is another magic type I’m developing. It grants a temporary physical strength boost. It consumes a ton of mana though, and most mages don’t see the need for it. It isn’t very practical for combat either because of the mana consumption. I mostly just use it to lift heavy supply boxes when I’m doing my research.”

“Oh, that’s right you also said you developed reflection magic too, so you must be traveling to research new magic types right?”

“Yes! Exactly! I actually have traveled all over Libidine to test theories and make discoveries! I actually learned the basics of body strengthening by observing the giants of Gigantium.”

“Wow! You’ve been to Gigantium? For real!?”

“Indeed, very nice and hospitable women there.”

“So it’s true that no male giants exist?”

“That’s right, all women and futa. Isn’t that something? Just like the amazonians and fairies.”

“Wow, so few have actually seen the giant’s homeland it is mostly just rumors.”

“I know. To be honest I didn’t know what to expect wandering into their homeland, but they were very inviting and just as curious about me as I was of them.”

“Uh, excuse me?” The couple was snapped away from their own little word when the bar maid came to take their order.

“Oh, yes excuse us for ignoring you.” Richter said.

“Oh sorry, I didn’t even notice you Cyra!” Xerra apologized.

“Don’t even worry Xerrie, I’m actually sorry to interrupt if I’m being honest!” She jested.

“Anyway, my name is Cyradella, but my friends call me Cyra. Since you’re a very special friend of a friend feel free to call me Cyra as well!” Cyra introduced herself to Richter.

“Thank you Cyra I’ll do just that.” Richter said a bit embarrassed to be the center of attention instead of Xerra causing both women to chuckle at the cute reaction.

“Well our options are limited here, but I can tell you what we have so you can make a selection.” She said to the couple, but mostly to Richter.

“Oh, meat skewer and beer! Meat skewer and beer!” Xerra said excitably.

“Yes sweetie, I know.” Cyra said with thinly vailed disdain. It was clear she was sending a message to her friend that this wasn’t how a proper woman ordered food on a first date.

“Uh-oh, sorry can you tell me the menu?” Xerra said in a futile attempt to backtrack.

“Hahahaha!” Richter bellowed a laugh at the hopeless maiden. She tried desperately to be a prim and proper lady, but face-planted into the ground at every attempt. It was very funny to Richter, but he also found it very charming. At her core Xerra was true to herself and that warmed his heart to see. It was impossible for him to see her as anything but cute. It was baffling to him how many others could have been where he is right now had they just looked beyond the physical. To see Xerra for the woman she is.

“Yes, I think two orders of meat skewers and beer would be excellent.” Richter said to save face for Xerra.

She looked like at that moment she wanted nothing more than to leap over the table and take him right on the street. Fortunately she could restrain herself and the food arrived after the two chatted more. Xerra’s skewers were larger in number and size. She no doubt had an arrangement already with this establishment to get a serving fitting her size. She ate with gusto and rapidly gnashed at each chunk of meat like it was her last meal on earth. She then would bit off more than she could chew and would have to find aid in her tankard of beer. Again another knock on her maidenhood, but fortunately for her Richter had shared many a meal in his travels with the nomadic amazonians. This was normal eating behavior for her culture and he wasn’t shocked or offended by it. Though Cyra was quick to intervene to make sure her friend didn’t shoot herself in the foot on her very first date. Even after the food was done the couple sat and talked. They completely lost track of the world around them as they spoke of magic, swordsmanship, stresses of running a tribe, his homeland of Mythraphiria, her homeland of Barbarian, and talks about their hopes and dreams. They talked so long that despite her friends not wanting to interrupt her they had to actually go home, and so they informed the couple that the sun was setting and that the bazaar closed an hour ago.

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“Shall I walk you to your hotel then?” Richter said.

“I-if you do so, can we hold hands?” Xerra asked timidly.

“Of course.” Richter reach up his hand to reach hers. To an onlooker their height difference made the scene comical, and gave the appearance of a mother holding the hand of a child. However, the look of love on the amazonian’s face would leave no doubt that this was in fact a couple, however unlikely the couple was to begin with.

“Here we are my lady. I hope you enjoyed your day.”

“Yes, but I think that after how much of myself I put on display today you really don’t need to be this formal with me.”

“Haha, then I will stop with the formalities Xerra.” Hearing him call her by name sent yet another arrow of love through her heart.

“I love you!” Unlike the many other times she thought it today as she fell further and further, this time she couldn’t contain her own thoughts and blurted out something that was way too strong for a first date. She could just die from the embarrassment as she expected Richter to be off put by the way too sudden confession.

“Call me crazy, I know it is too soon to speak of it. However, I think I love you too Xerra.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Xerra’s mind was going crazy trying to process what just happened. She misstepped at every opportunity today. She made a fool of herself more times than she could speak of. She ended the evening of a first date by confessing which should have been the end to her dream, and she’d have ended it with her own foolishness. Instead he confessed back! If there was a script to how this was suppose to play out it should have been that she’d have blown her chance at happiness, but that didn’t happen. She succeeded in her dream of being swept off her feet, and in her excited state couldn’t resist.

“Mmmuah” She leaned down and cupped his head with her hand and pulled him in to a passionate kiss.

True to her nature as she had been all day, she wasted no time in jumping the gun and going full tongue. Her tongue was as aggressive and powerful as the rest of her as she dominated the kiss, but true to herself as a maiden as soon as he started to reciprocate her tongue became putty for his own tongue to play with. As the intimacy between the two rose so too did her futa appendage. Her cock actually made a small thumping sound as it hit the pavement below. As soon as she felt that she was erect she stood up quickly in shock. Which was yet another, and perhaps the most embarrassing, mistake she made today. As soon as she stood up the pinned and straining cock burst upwards and flew with its momentum right into the chin of Richter. The meaty cock landed with enough **** that it actually knocked him off his feet sending him onto his ass. He look up to the sight of Xerra’s 3 foot hammer standing proudly erect, and then further up to see her horrified and apologetic face. He knew her well enough by this point to know she was absolutely mortified as a maiden don’t knock men over with their dicks.

“I’M SOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!” She yelled as she dashed away into her hotel. He could see her stiff erection bob and flail through the air as she ran away.

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“What a woman.” He said out loud to himself as he lost sight of her finally.

He wasn’t bothered by what happened and once again found her impossibly cute and charming. He looked forward to their next date. He was ready to return to his own hotel to write her his intent to see her again when he noticed two amazonians coming towards him. One was slightly above average in hight, he’d guess about 18’ tall, and the other was slightly shorter than average, he’d guess around 12’ for her. The tall one wore a cloak which stood out as strange as amazonians usually wore very little clothing, but he figured she had a date with a human not use to amazonian culture and didn’t want to scare him off. The smaller one had twin blades affixed to either hip, and wore the traditional breast covering band of cloth, and loin cloth which made more sense by amazonian standards.

“Was that the chief that just ran away?” The tall one asked.

“Yes it was.” Richter responded.

“What was she running away from?” The short one asked.

“I think she was embarrassed.” Richter replied.

“Of what?” The tall one asked.

“Well when we shared a good night kiss she got a little excited, and her extra equipment ended up knocked me over.” Richter shared.

“Oof, that’s bad. Did that change your mind about her?” The short one asked.

“No, in fact the more time I spend with her the greater my feeling towards her grow. Which is silly since this is only our first date together.” He shared with the women.

“Awww, no I think it’s really cute.” The tall one said.

“Yeah, like you two were meant to be together!” The small one said with sparkling eyes. The two were fascinated by your and their chief’s love life.

“Anyway, I need to be off. I want to write her to thank her for the lovely day, and ask her out again.”

“”Aww!”” The two amazonians said in unison as Richter excused himself, his thoughts consumed by the freshly lit flame of love in his heart.

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Author's Note: I didn't intend for this chapter to be this long, but I'm really loving this romantically inept amazonian sweetheart, and I hope that those who come across this story grow to love her too. I really enjoy her and Richter together, so look forward to their love blossoming further in the future. Of course there will be many lewd moments shared between them as well.