The Fine Print

When Emily signed the contract for her job as an advertising executive for Masters, Mann, & Lord advertising firm, the pen pricked her. After that she felt a bit dizzy, but she signed the contract.

The next day she showed up for orientation and was shown the fine print on her contract she did not remember:

All female employees will arrive to work nude and remain that way unless on their perior when they can wear panties.
All female employees are subservient to male employees.
Female employees must bring coffee to their male co-workers in the morning.
Female employees must let male employees grope them at will.
Female employees cannot speak without permission.
Failure to follow these rules will result in the time-out spot in the men's room.

The following day, Emily showed up for her first day at work. She still had reservations, but she did sign the contract, right?

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