The End of the World as We Know It

"Amia, this is outrageous!" Gabriel shouted at her.

"Do you see another way?" Amia asked. She'd convened the archangels in a meeting, to petition them to allow her to destroy Keith's solar system.

"You know full well that only God has the authority to cause such destruction!" Michael shouted.

"The whole purpose of this is to allow God to access his powers properly," Amia said calmly.

"It is necessary," Dorothea said. "We cannot operate properly without a God to lead us, and we simply cannot wait billions of years for his star to burn out."

"And that would be assuming that, in that time, he never leaves his solar system," Achré added.

"Do you not all see the necessity of this?" Amia asked. "We must destroy our God's home and physical body, for the sake of the universe."

"But does this not go against the wishes of the previous God?" Gabriel asked. "Does that not make us no better than Lucifer?"

"It was Jack's wish that Keith should remain unaware of his position as God until he is destroyed by his star's ****," Dorothea told them. "Nothing in that said we couldn't kill the star ourselves."

"Alright, we will vote," Michael said. "But rest assured, that you, and you alone Amia, will bear any punishment that God chooses to deal from this."

I returned home, still thinking about what had happened, about how Erica definitely knew something she wasn't telling me. I couldn't press her for it though. She was my boss after all. When I got home, I found my wife laid on the sofa, holding something in her hand. A closer look revealed what it was.

"Honey, is that-?" I asked her.

"I'm pregnant," she told me. I just stared at her for a few seconds, before I jumped on top of her, and started kissing her passionately.

"You're not mad?" She asked in between my kisses.

"Of course not!" I replied. "I get to be a dad!"

I stopped kissing my wife, and moved how to her groin.

"Honey, what are you doing?" She asked, as I unzipped her pants, and pulled them down, along with her underwear.

"I'm in a good mood," I replied, and started eating her out. Within seconds, she was letting out moans that were significantly louder than normal.

"God honey, have you been practising?" She moaned. "You've NEVER eaten me out this well!" Within seconds, I could tell that she was cumming, but she held my head down with her hands.

"You're not going anywhere mister," she moaned, as she came down from her orgasm. "Dinner's not gonna be ready for another 20 minutes, and I need entertainment until then." Not one to deny my wife her fun, which I rather enjoyed myself, I kept on licking.

After dinner, we headed straight to bed, where we made love for hours. Afterwards, we spooned on the bed, my arms wrapped around her.

"What are you doing?" Janet asked.

"Rubbing your belly," I replied lovingly. "Getting to know my baby as early as possible. Got a problem with that?"

"No, it's just that usually you'd be playing with my boobs right now," Janet said.

"From now on, priority on your boobs goes to the baby that's gonna need them more than me."

"There's plenty to go around. They've definitely gotten bigger recently. I had to buy some bigger bras today because I was struggling to get my others on."

So Janet thought her boobs were bigger too, confirming my suspicions. Something strange was definitely going on. It had something to do with God, and Erica knew something about it, I was sure. Janet soon fell asleep, but it couldn't, too focused on all the recent strange happenings. Suddenly, I felt the ground begin to shake, and Janet jolted awake.

"What the-?" She exclaimed. "Earthquake!"

I got out of bed to look out the window at what was happening, and everything on our street seemed to be shaking. But it was the sky I was more concerned about. The sun appeared to be growing at an alarming rate. I could actually feel it getting hotter around me.

"Oh My God!" Janet exclaimed as she got out of bed, and looked out of the window. We both had to hold onto the window sill, as the shaking was getting too much. I grabbed my pants from the bedroom floor, and slipped them on, before attempting to run downstairs, and outside, not bothered about putting on a shirt or shoes.

Outside it seemed just as bad, with the sun growing dangerously large. But something about it didn't look right. I was sure that I could see something else there, like very faint dots. I just wished I could make out what they were, and then, I could. My eyes were still seeing Earth's unusual sky, but in my head, I could see 10 beings, as clear as if they were right in front of me. They were dressed in white robes, with large wings, and they looked very much like angels. They were all floating by the sun, and looked as if they were casting some sort of spell on it.

But then I saw something that really surprised me; for one of the angel-like beings, who was in the centre of their arrangement, was Erica. She was dressed differently, but it was definitely her.

"Erica's...an angel?" I asked myself, in shock.

"Honey, come back inside please!" I heard Janet's voice beg me, snapping my out of my daze. "Please honey, it's not safe!"

"What good's that gonna do!?" Shouted Mrs Simpson, the woman next door, who'd come out in her nightgown with her husband, and her young son Gary.

"Mommy, what's happening?" Gary asked his mother.

"Nothing sweetie, go back to bed," Mrs Simpson lied to her son.

"Since we're all gonna die anyway," Mr Simpson smiled. "Feel like the 4 of us goin' out with a bang?"

"Harry!" His wife shouted, hitting him rather hard.

"Worth a shot," he said.

"Keith, what are we gonna do?" Janet asked me, holding me tightly. "I'm scared..."

"Honey..." I said softly, kissing her now sweat-covered lips. I honestly didn't know what to do. But then I realised, that maybe I could solve this. After all, I'd apparently been making everything else go fine for me, and I'd been able to see across the solar system to see the sun close-up, so maybe I could fix it. I let go of my wife, looked up at the sky, and raised my hands, not really sure what I was doing.

"Sun, I command you," I said nervously. "Uh...return to normal!"

And just like that, it did. Within seconds, the sun receded, and returned to how it should be.

"Honey...h-how did you do that?" Janet asked me, shaking slightly.

"I don't know," I replied truthfully.