The Elite Fourteen

The next two weeks were exhausting. You followed Carrie around like a dog. The spa, gym, classes, meals, Carrie's part-time job in the finance department of Presidential Automotive, Carrie's charity work ... plus the detective work of noticing how men interacted with Carrie, stalking them online and being nosy in gym showers and urinals. You were exhausted, but you had a list of twelve.bra,

Carrie tapped her foot on the floor. She was in just panties and a bra, with a nine inch dildo rubbing against the silk.

"Okay, bitchboy. Who do we got?" She asked impatiently.

"Okay, first ... Elmer Zimmer, from lunch with your grandpa. 57 years old, retired, former business partners with your grandpa. Was definitely checking your ass out when you dropped the fork...and umm...urinary analysis indicates he has a hose. Cons are he's a lifelong bachelor, so maybe a commitment-phobe."

"Uncle Elmer? Bit of a hillbilly and yeah, always thought he just didn't want anything serious. But, something about grandpa's best friend ... entices. Next?"

"Second ... Yaya Koffi. Your statistics study partner from the Ivory Coast. 23 years old, so a bit young for your tastes. He jerks off after your study sessions and gym analysis indicates he's both fit and hung."

"Yaya is a snack, true. Imagine bringing home Yaya to meet my parents though?"

"Third, Hiroshi Mitsuda. Your math tutor, 27 years old, PhD student. Hard to say what his size is, but he is a dominant at the Crucible downtown and the girls are always trying to book him. He also appears sexually ... aggressive after those study sessions."

"Wow... he's always so polite with me."

"Fourth, your international business relations professor, Jean-Francois Baptiste, the elder buck at 62. Half Haitian, half Jamaican, and widowed, so your type. And he meets the size requirements - saw your pal Karen sucking him off in his driveway."

"That skank!" Carrie said, half seriously.

"Fifth, Karla Ramirez. She's the bartender at Ettie Mae's. She is bisexual, but oriented towards women for relationships. She grew up in Colombia ... and she's got a famously big dick."

"How do you know she's more into girls?"

"Because she turned me down." Carrie laughed.

"Hey, add Sam too. And Chad, just in case I want some ... ****." Carrie smiled sweetly.

"Okay, eighth, Sundeep Kapoor, 30 from India. Big brown dick, parents are hankering for him to settle down."

"Sunny? My boss? Jesus, Junior."

"Earl Farmer, 18, redneck car mechanic that lives with his mom in a trailer park. High school dropout, but he's got a horsecock."

"Hmmm...I can overlook a lot for big cock."

"Speaking of that, Mohammad Khan. That Afghani translator you've been helping, the refugee. It's subtle ... but he wants to conquer you."

"Make me praise Allah, hmm? What would mom think."

"Eleventh ... David Giordano, my roommate, 19. I don't like him on this list either, but he's a project and you'd reap an immeasurable amount of sadistic pleasure, as would he." Carrie pondered that for a long moment.

"Twelfth...more of a solid for me, Chief Judge Leland Stern, 55. He's married to a former Miss New Mexico and he has five kids, so he must be capable."

"Your lawyer must suck if you're begging me to get you out of prison time."

"Speaking of that, Tyson Campbell. 18, three kids already, but maybe more of a baby daddy. He was looking at you like he wanted to fuck your brains out at the arraignment."

"Jesus, he tried to steal Cassie's car!"

"Finally, at fourteen, we have Luis Perez. Amy's husband, 25, cop. Beats off to you in his car."

"Junior, Amy is my friend ... and eight months along!"

"Hey, you can choose not to homewreck, just giving you options."

(Author's note: this is quite abbreviated because these are short detours. Please let me know what you'd like to see first)