The Doctor and the Diners

Josh went to the cafe. He took the ham and cheese sandwich the woman was about to bite and shoved the entire slice into mouth, being careful not to shove it in too far so she would ****. He wiped some mustard on her upper lip and the tip of her nose. He took the other woman's shoe, put the tea bag in it, and put it under the tea-pot after he put the tea cup aside. He then put the pen of the man doing the crossword up the man's nose and made a paper hat out of the crossword page and put it on the man's head.

Josh looked over at Dr. Kapoor across the street. Dr Kapoor, the caramel skinned, fetching woman doctor in her late forties looked funny in mid-sneeze as she had a handkerchief in her hand. He went in the cafe and came out with a chocolate cream pie. He walked over and put the pie in Dr. Kapoor's hands on top of the handkerchief, so time restarted, she would slam it in her face as she sneezed into it.