The Cock and Balls

Lianna decided to visit a tavern named the Cock and Balls. The name referred to their chicken and the pool tables. Look, the place was named 49 years ago, they didn't know how poorly that name would age as badly as Batman's Greatest Boner (a Batman comic from back when 'boner' meant a mistake).

She ordered the famous chicken pie and a beer. After finishing her meal and drink and then ordering a water and finishing that, Lianna began to make her leave (after going to the toilet), when she saw Francisco, leader of a gang that terrorised the town.

The guy of course, had two of his cronies with him. It was a risk but surely that guy had money on him. Against her better judgment, she decided to pickpocket the dangerous criminal. Unfortunately, he caught her.

"Oh, hello, pointy" he said.

Lianna had to run out of there. However as she attempted her escape, a fairy suddenly appeared.

She was tiny at first but then grew into a normal size. Lianna thought the fairy looked a little bit like Tinkerbell. She attempted to flee through the door but 'Tinkerbell' (thats what Lianna decided to call her) fired a lightning bolt at it.

This actually smashed the door open, allowing Lianna to get out of there.

"What do you wanna do about the elf theft, boss" asked one of Francesco's men.

"Let her go" said Francesco, "I don't wanna get in a fairy's way"

Tinkerbell followed her and shot another lightning bolt, hitting Lianna's shoulder. Lianna turned to the fairy.

"You know, Tinkerbell, its pretty easy for a fairy to attack an elf" she said.

"Tinkerbell?"

The fairy had no idea what Lianna meant by that.