The Cast - Pre-Transformations

Name: Sage

Age: ???

Job: Hostess with the Mostest

Bio: She is an experienced host. Too bad that most of her experience has been making mistakes, or getting blamed for her underlings' mistakes. This season is her (and her crew's) last chance. Failure is not an option.

Name: David (Dave) Brewer

Age: 36

Job: Harem Master / Police Officer, Works Vice and is sometimes undercover

Bio: Recently divorced from Louise Brewer. Thanks to some underhanded shenanigans, Louise walked with the lion's share of their assets. His partner at work is Jane Randall. Has had an unfulfilling sex life for the last decade of marriage.

Name: Louise Brewer

Age: 35

Job: Dentist

Bio: Recently divorced from Dave Brewer. When he brought up divorce, Louise tricked him into changing his mind on the advice of her lawyer, Hillary. After the divorce, Louise occasionally feels guilty about how Dave got treated by the court.

Name: Hillary Kobayashi

Age: 35

Job: Lawyer

Bio: Represented Louise Brewer in her recent divorce from Dave Brewer. She is not afraid to use **** to get her way in court. Has no remorse about her unethical activities. Also divorced. Has low opinion of Dave. Goddaughter of Dave's chief. Used her connections with Dave's bosses to undermine his most recent shot at a promotion.

Name: Grace Lewis

Age: 36

Job: Assistant District Attorney

Bio: Career prosecutor. Has plans to run for a judicial seat in the near future. While she hasn't actually slept her way to the top, she hasn't shied away from using her body to tease men into getting her way. Scrupulously keeps her word in court.

Name: Suzanne Green

Age: 19

Job: College Student

Bio: The daughter of the chief of police at Dave's police department. Has had a longtime crush / infatuation with Dave. Former soccer standout. Sees Hillary as something in between an older sister and a cool aunt. Used to hate Jane because Suzanne saw Jane as a romantic rival, now sees Jane as a friend. Is still a virgin.

Name: Angela Baxter

Age: 25

Job: ???

Bio: Angela rebelled against her parents' desires that she become some kind of white-collar drone. Embracing a more punk lifestyle, she goes from job to job, sometimes bartending, sometimes as a roadie for a local band, whatever. Has lots of tattoos and piercings. Has a twin sister, Bethany.

Name: Bethany Baxter

Age: 25

Job: CPA

Bio: Where Bethany's twin sister Angela rebelled, Bethany didn't. Bethany did everything her parents asked of her. Went to college, became a CPA, got a respectable job. Has never had a serious boyfriend. Very inexperienced sexually. Easily embarrassed. Rule follower.

Name: Jane Randall

Age: 30

Job: Police Officer / Assigned to Vice, partnered with Dave Brewer

Bio: Is a cop and partner at work with Dave. Works undercover in Vice, often posing as a prostitute. Is probably Dave's best friend. Has no romantic feelings towards Dave.