The Car Dealer

You pull up to a Ferrari dealer after pulling a woman off the beach so you could walk in with a bikini babe around your arm. A man approaches you and asks how he can help you.

"Yeah, hi. I want to buy two LaFerraris."

"Is that your car right there?" he says pointing to your Lambo. "Haha you're sure you need two more?" he said joking.

"Shut the hell up. I'll take those two right there," you say pointing at the display to your left. "Do you have a debit machine I can use, I gonna be paying with my.... Ah fuck it. Just take the card. There's 7.4 million on there and the PIN is 9245. Have fun."

You walk over to the display as the salesman hands you the keys, still flipping out after becoming a sudden millionaire.

"Hey, random bimbo. Drive the other one. Just go to this address," you command as you slap her ass into direction.

The nameless lady in the bikini nodded her head and climbed in the black Ferrari, as did you the scarlet one. You literally drive right through the window and glass shatters into a waterfall behind you and make your way to the Porsche store. You race along side your new bitch and absolutely **** the speed limit.

"Oh, shit," you thought. "Better fix that up."

You kick the law while it's down and text and drive. Julia was one of the first names that popped up in your contact list, so you fire her a message.

"I need you to go pick up my Lamborghini from the Ferrari dealer off Buller Ave. You can go pick up the keys on the out of the West edge of Willis Park," you text as you wing the keys out of the window, while simultaneously wishing for them to be 100 tons to anyone except Julia. The Thor vibes were cooler than wishing that nobody would simply pick them up. A near carbon copy of what happened at the Ferrari building takes place and you **** the dealer to drive your new Porsche Spyder home. As you pull into the parking lot, you decide to not look for a parking space and slam a Honda Accord out of the place you steal from it. There's expected paint damage and scratches so you get the bikini chick to drive it into a body shop and fix it. "Tell them that Dylan Thomas said that every employee, currently working or not, has to stop what their doing and fix this," you add.

You walk into a now spacious home as Kara properly rearranged all the furniture.

"Hey! You're home!" Sonja yelled while she ran over to you.

"Indeed I am!" you replied.

Sonja ran up to you and gave you an enormous hug. Embracing your new power for the thousandth time, your hands fall down and you grope her supple ass.

"I bought you a new car. Here're the keys," you speak as you hand her the keys to the black Ferrari.

"Awwww! Babe you're the best! I don't know why you spoil me like this, but I hope this isn't the end."

Her casualness of you buying her a $2,000,000 car was adorable, and you'll continue to give yourself that joy as much as you want. Now with that out of the way, you have the rest of the day awaiting you.